09/04/2026
What a job⊠selling tea towels đ€Ș (100% organic cotton)
Somehow itâs turned into a âlive showâ about drying dishes.
And I use the term show very loosely.
Itâs mostly one man and his gallant side kick a sink, and a questionable commitment to drying excellence.
Featuring: rubber gloves, dramatic pauses, and at least one moment of genuine confusion.
This is just a taste.
The full performance arrives 2027
Longer. Stranger. Drier.
And thanks again to (Sir) Leslie Thornton and (Dame) Tracey Naughton for hosting me.
S O M U C H F U N.