South Burnett Trading Company PtyLtd

12/09/2026

For Sale: Leather Seats for Animals That Don't Want You on Their Backs
​Are you looking for a way to sit down while simultaneously convincing a 1,000-pound animal with a mind of its own that you’re the one in charge? Great news. We have saddles.
​Here is everything I know about them, which is absolutely nothing:
​They’re made of leather. Or something that feels like leather. They are brown and black, smell old, and will likely outlive us all.
​They fit horses. Which size horse? The kind with four legs and a back. You’ll probably want to bring your own measurements, because if you ask me if this fits a quarter horse, I will assume you mean 25% of a single horse.
Some have stirrups.
​Whether you’re actually planning to ride into the sunset or just need an aggressively expensive piece of rustic decor to explain why your living room smells like a barn, come pick one up today.
​Priced to move before I have to learn what a "girth" or a "pommel" actually is.

09/09/2026

Happy Day-Before-Friday Legends
​Quick heads up if you’re pulling up to the shop this week: the old girl is currently getting a bit of a facelift (and the shop's getting painted 🤣) Expect a little dust, a bit of noise, and a slightly confusing detour around the front. We haven't closed and before the rumours start, it's not the council.
​We are open as usual, fully stocked with quality curated chaos, second-hand gear, rare finds, the usual questionable treasures you didn't know you needed and the same s**tty customer service you didn't know you liked 😉.
​Have a squiz at the progress shots below to see what we're up to. Watch your step, dodge the scaffolding, come on in and for christ's sake buy a f@$kn coffee table. 😆
Open Thursday to Sunday 9-3.
14 Main St Hivesville

06/09/2026

Father’s Day at the shop.
If you’re looking to buy Dad something he didn’t ask for, or you’re a dad looking for more clutter for the shed, come on down.
• Saddles: Fresh haul of saddles in. Ideal for riding horses, sitting on while you contemplate your life choices, or just looking rustic in a corner.
• Coffee Tables: We still have an unreasonable amount of coffee tables, surely someone needs another flat surface. Use it, sit on it, stack another coffee table on it. Just get it out of here.
• King's Rooftop Tent. In great nick, no tears or holes. Just needs a new mattress.
• Plus a heap of other s**t you know you want to look at.
Open in the old theatre until 3pm or until the Bundy and Coke weather kicks in.
14 Main St Hivesville. Happy Father's Day.

03/09/2026

It's nearly the weekend legends and if your shed or lounge room looks suspiciously tidy then a swing passed here will fix that.
Fortunately, we’ve spent the week curating an exquisite selection of pre-loved items that you didn’t know you needed, and honestly, we didn't know we had.
• Hardwood Wardrobes: Built like brick s**thouses guaranteed to double as a natural disaster bunker or a place to drink wine in silence.
• Vintage Tools: Made from solid steel back when safety standards were mere guidelines
• Car Parts: I rely on your expertise to know what cars they belong to.
• Coffee Tables: A flat surface for you to put more s**t on, not just for coffee.

Open till 3 PM.

Cash, card and awkward negotiations welcome.

01/09/2026

30/08/2026

Father’s Day Gift Vouchers
You could get him a another " Sort of alright Dad" mug, a pair of socks, or a gadget that promises to revolutionize his grilling life.
Save yourself the guesswork and spare him the forced smile of gratitude this Sunday.
Give him the absolute thrill of the hunt instead. Our gift vouchers let him spend hours pretending he's "just having a quick browse" while slowly unearthing a mid-century transistor radio he doesn't need, a biography of a British prime minister no one remembers, or a vintage pot priced at a fraction of its original existential dread.
Pop into the shop this week before you're forced to panic-buy another tie. Because nothing says "I love you, Dad" quite like handing him a piece of paper and telling him to go find his own happiness among someone else's discarded s**t. 😆
We are open today until 3pm and then back Wednesday to Sunday this week from 9am to 3pm.
14 Main St Hivesville

29/08/2026

EOI the end of a massive shed for sale (house not included) approximately 9m x 9m and Tall enough to fit a whole house underneath. Must be Cut off and dismantled $30k Negotiable
Inspections welcome located Hivesville

27/08/2026

It’s another week in paradise, Legends, and the local wildlife have started there own Discovery Channel. So to celebrate our nose dive into "nope rope" season I am clearing the decks.
​If you’re after a polished showroom experience with ambient jazz, complimentary herbal tea, and a salesperson who nods sympathetically while you describe your dream aesthetic, turn around. Our ambience is strictly "old picture theatre meets questionable life choices" and our service model remains "work out what you want, bring cash (or your card), and don't make it complicated."
​We’ve shifted a few things around and brought in another haul of pre-loved gear that needs a new roof over its head.
​The rules haven't changed: you bring money, we get rid of stock, and any advice given at the counter is likely unsolicited and definitely unaccredited.
​Open today through to Sunday, 9am until 3pm. 14 Main St, Hivesville.
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20/08/2026

It's Thursday Legends and the Roos in the top paddock are looser than your mates morals.

If you’re looking for a high-energy retail experience where someone leaps out from behind the counter to ask about your weekend plans, you're in the wrong shop. My customer service level is somewhere between government department and self-checkout but I do have a building full of solid pre-owned stock that needs to become your problem instead of mine:
• Real Timber Furniture: Made from actual wood, not compressed cardboard, allen keys and hope.
• Shed Gear & Tools: Pre-scratched and fully qualified to collect dust on your workbench instead of ours.
• Bizarre Collectables: Odds and ends you don't need, but will inexplicably end up taking home anyway.
The setup is simple: you hand over the cash, I hand over the gear with a side of politically incorrect sarcasm and we both go about our day.
Open today through to Sunday 9am until 3pm. 14 Main St Hivesville.

16/08/2026

Happy Sunday Legends!
The old theatre is currently holding more history, dust, and questionable life decisions than a town council meeting.
So, options for your Sunday: you can stay home and listen to your partner ask what you want for dinner for the next seven hours, or you can drive out here, wander around a drafty old building, and offer me twenty bucks for something marked eighty. I’ll roll my eyes, you’ll tell me it’s for your mother, we’ll both agree the weather’s gone weird, and you’ll walk out with it anyway. High-stakes negotiation at its absolute finest.
Doors are open. The kettle is strictly decorative because I’m still not running a cafe, but the sarcasm is free-flowing and the aircon is set to "moderate gusts". Come secure your next piece of essential household clutter before I remember what any of it is actually worth.
Open 9-3 today. 14 Main St, Hivesville.