10/05/2026
Watch all the way through to see a rather flattering photo of the gift that made me cry one Christmas.
So last year I got fluffy socks from the supermarket. This year, chocolates. 🍫 I don’t like chocolate. Years ago, in a past life, I got the worst gift I can recall. My boyfriend at the time went to an auction and he saw THIS. Decided I would LOVE IT for Christmas. Once the bidding started his as***le friend kept encouraging him to keep bidding because he couldn’t let anyone else have it, think about how much I would love it etc, etc. He ended up spending an exorbitant amount of money on this resin/plastic/beaded/leopard/wonkey-eyed/broken-handed monstrosity.