Thousand Apologies

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Thousand Apologies

A pocket-sized rebellion against bland food and boring sauce bottles. Melbourne-made hot sauces bold balanced heat.

No devils, no flames — just really good sauce, with a bit of a attitude

28/10/2026

Some things just have to come everywhere with you…

And Thousand Apologies is definitely one of them.

27/10/2026

When people go to the trouble…

“I met you at the market in Sunday and you suggested the finger lime mixied with fish and lime and coriander. just did tonight a day late, and wow. we made it with fresh barramundi and ate with corn chips incredible.. also having it on Xmas day. Excellent product. thanks Simon.”

25/10/2026

Plot twist: they came for the bag, stayed for the sauce

Honestly, can you blame them? At this point, it’s only fair they get a taste test.

21/10/2026

Coffee Supreme beans, nutty wattleseed, raspberry and habanero 🌶️☕️

Here’s a little behind the scenes look at how this flavour packed favourite comes together, from the ingredients to the final bottle. A little roasted depth, a cheeky hit of sweetness and a slow burn kick.

What sauce should we break down next? 👀

20/10/2026

Our new gift boxes have landed. All six sauces in bigger 150ml bottles, or pick your own set of three. The six set ships free.

Link in bio.

18/10/2026

Some people have a favourite snack. We have a favourite sauce… and apparently, one bottle just doesn’t cut it 🌶️😂

Your meals deserve a little more personality. Find your flavour and stock up on your favourite Thousand Apologies sauce.

15/10/2026

Money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy hot sauce, so you’re definitely onto something 🌶️

A Thousand Apologies, because apparently happiness tastes better with a little heat.

14/10/2026

Just casual weeknight dinner 😎

13/10/2026

That’s a wrap for The Finders Keepers Market 2027
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Melbourne, VIC

Website

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