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Who is responsible for this?
13/06/2026

Who is responsible for this?

There’s no “I” in “team”, but there’s….
13/06/2026

There’s no “I” in “team”, but there’s….

13/06/2026

Pretty sure this is the radio edit.

So, I tried to publish my first song and found out that major places such as Spotify have rules about the length of the ...
12/06/2026

So, I tried to publish my first song and found out that major places such as Spotify have rules about the length of the song.

I won’t be retiring off this absolute banger, but if you want to listen to it, you can do here.

I called it “Watch That Crazy Eye”
🤣🤣🤣 👀

https://suno.com/s/Bxodjys0yhJUzR1u

If you’re new here and wondering what the hell this means, it’s my “f**k you” to the horrible haters on my Woolies post from a few days ago.

Yours sincerely, the Sad Grey-Haired old Slag.

It’s safe to say I’m over it.
12/06/2026

It’s safe to say I’m over it.

Seriously. What should I do with them?
11/06/2026

Seriously. What should I do with them?

11/06/2026

Are you coming?

I’ll drink to that.
10/06/2026

I’ll drink to that.

10/06/2026

It’s so nice to be loved 😍😍
My Woolies post brought out the haters, but luckily for me, I have no internet feelings anymore.

So, enjoy my first crack at turning them into a song 🤣😉

Whoops.
09/06/2026

Whoops.

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