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Bogey Blokes

Funny playable golf balls made for bad shots, big laughs and easy gifting across Australia.

23/08/2026

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14/08/2026

A few reviews we’ve received along the way 💚⛳

And honestly, they’ve helped shape Bogey Blokes more than most people probably realise.

The good ones tell us what we’re getting right.

The honest ones about quality, packaging, postage or the little things tell us exactly where we need to get better.

We’re improving bit by bit every day, and a big reason we’ve been able to improve so much is because customers actually took the time to leave feedback.

We read it. We listen. We make changes.

So to everyone featured here, thank you.

And to all the customers whose reviews we couldn’t fit into this post, thank you as well. 🍻

If you’ve bought from us and haven’t replied to our review email yet, we’d genuinely love to hear what you thought.

Your review means a lot to us, helps us keep improving, and also helps other shoppers feel more confident before ordering.

Good, bad or somewhere in between, we want the honest version.

Thanks for helping a little golf brand from Perth keep getting better. ⛳

**P.S. Buy 2 or more sets and get FREE standard shipping.**

11/07/2026

GOOD WALK. BAD SCORE. GREAT BANTER.

That is basically the unofficial motto of every weekend golf group in Australia.

Because let’s be honest…

Most blokes do not turn up to golf expecting greatness.

They turn up with confidence they absolutely have not earned.

Fresh polo.
Big chat.
One practice swing too many.
A full explanation of why today is “the day it all comes together.”

Then the first ball goes sideways.

Not a little sideways.

Proper “we might need a search party” sideways.

And suddenly the excuses start rolling in.

“The wind caught it.”
“The sun was in my eyes.”
“That tee box is not level.”
“I rushed it.”
“These greens are weird.”
“I actually hit that pretty well.”

Mate.

It is in another postcode.

But that is what makes golf so good.

It is not always about the score.

Sometimes it is about the bloke who spends 7 minutes looking for a ball he definitely is not going to find.

The dad who gives golf advice after hitting three into the trees.

The husband who says he only needs “one good shot” to keep coming back.

The boyfriend who treats a casual Sunday round like he is playing for a green jacket.

The mate who brings elite level confidence and very average results.

Every golf group has one.

Some golf groups are made entirely of them.

And honestly, those are the best rounds.

Bad shots.
Big laughs.
Ridiculous excuses.
One bloke pretending he meant to lay up.
Another bloke saying “I will find it” while walking into the bush like a wildlife documentary.

That is exactly the kind of chaos Bogey Blokes was made for.

Funny golf balls you can actually play with.

Made for golf lovers, golf dads, husbands, boyfriends, mates, weekend golfers and the legends who make every round more entertaining than it probably should be.

Perfect for the bloke who already has golf shirts.
Already has tees.
Already has gloves.
Already has enough boring golf gear.

But probably does not have golf balls that call him out before he even swings.

So if you know someone who loves golf, talks a big game, blames everything except the swing, and somehow still believes the next shot is going to be perfect…

This post is about him.

Tag the bloke who brings the bad score and the great banter.

09/07/2026

EVERY GOLF GROUP HAS THIS BLOKE.

The one who says, “Nah mate, I know exactly where it went.”

Then spends the next 7 minutes walking into the bushes like he is on a rescue mission.

He blames the wind.
He blames the sun.
He blames the course.
He blames the bloke who coughed during his backswing.

Never the swing though.
Obviously not the swing.

If your husband, dad, boyfriend, mate or weekend golf legend has spent more time in the bushes than on the fairway…

This one is for him.

Funny novelty golf balls made for the golf obsessed bloke who plays with confidence, loses with passion, and somehow still thinks the next shot is “the one.”

Tag the legend of the bushes.

07/07/2026

WE ALL KNOW THIS GOLFER.

The bloke who treats a two foot putt like he is putting for the green jacket.

The husband, dad, boyfriend, mate or weekend golfer who says
“JUST TAP IT IN”
then somehow turns it into a full emotional support session.

He loves golf.
He owns enough golf shirts.
He has too many golf gloves.
He probably has a drawer full of golf tees.
And somehow, he still loses golf balls like it is part of the game plan.

That is why boring golf gifts just do not hit the same anymore.

If you are looking for a funny golf gift, novelty golf balls, golf gift for men, birthday gift for a golfer, Father’s Day golf gift, Christmas golf gift, or just something small that will actually make him laugh...

This is for that golf obsessed bloke in your life.

The one who talks like a pro.
Swings like the weekend got away from him.
Blames the green.
Blames the wind.
Blames the putter.
Never blames himself.

Bogey Blokes funny novelty golf balls are made for exactly that kind of golfer.

Tag the bloke who would 100 percent yell
“GO HOME BALL!”

27/01/2026

That moment when you absolutely nail gift-giving 🎁
You know that feeling when you find something so perfect, you can't wait to see their face light up?
These aren't just golf balls. They're inside jokes. Shared laughs on the course. That perfect blend of "they GET me" and "I can't believe this exists."
Because the best gifts aren't the ones people need, they're the ones that make them smile every single time they use them.
Your golfer deserves this kind of happy. ⛳️💚
Visit : www.bogeyblokes.com

22/01/2026

This gave us a proper laugh 😂
Love seeing these get used.
Thanks .rivero 🙌

www.bogeyblokes.com

14/01/2026

These look like a joke.
Until you stripe one down the fairway.

Yep, they are real golf balls.
Same feel, same flight, same spin.
Just way funnier when your mate slices it into the trees.

Play a full round with them or gift them to the golfer who already has everything. www.bogeyblokes.com

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