The Happy Hookerz

04/08/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

If you’re still rocking last year’s crusty old footy beanie… we need to have a chat. 😬

The season might be winding down, but the cold isn’t. Upgrade your game-day look with a handmade AFL or Rugby League beanie that’ll have everyone asking, “Where’d you get that?” 💁🏽‍♀️

🏉 AFL & Rugby League Beanies
💰 $25 each

💸 50% deposit required on all orders to secure your beanie. No deposit = no hooks, no yarn, no beanie. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Don’t wait until finals to realise your ears are freezing and your outfit’s giving “I forgot to try.”

📩 DM The Happy Hookerz to order before they’re gone!

Because supporting your team is mandatory… looking good while doing it is a choice. 😘

02/06/2026

🖤💛❤️ BIG DEADLY NEWS FROM THE HAPPY HOOKERS! ❤️💛🖤

One of our very own Hookers has officially been selected as a participant in the Miss NAIDOC Leadership and Empowerment Program! ✨👑

From hooking yarn to chasing dreams, we’re incredibly proud to see one of our team stepping into a space that celebrates culture, leadership, confidence, and community.

This journey is about so much more than a crown—it’s about empowering Aboriginal women, creating positive change, building connections, and proudly representing culture and community every step of the way.

Of course, she’ll still be hooking between appearances (we couldn’t let her escape that easily 😉), but over the coming months we’ll be sharing her journey, achievements, and all the exciting moments along the way.

So get ready, because the Happy Hookers are taking our sass, yarn, and deadly vibes to a whole new level! 🧶✨

Drop some love and encouragement in the comments for our future queen! 👇🏽🖤💛❤️

https://www.instagram.com/p/DYlGnFZj-1A/

👑✨🖤💛❤️

01/06/2026

🖤💛❤️ RECONCILIATION WEEK IS HERE… AND THE HAPPY HOOKERS HAVE BEEN BUSY ❤️💛🖤

While everyone else has been talking about reconciliation, we’ve been over here with our hooks flying, creating something special. 👀

We’re beyond excited to announce that our Aboriginal-inspired range is coming soon! ✨

Designed with love, respect, culture, and a whole lot of Happy Hookers sass, this collection is our way of celebrating connection, storytelling, community, and the incredible strength of Aboriginal people.

And trust us… this isn’t your nan’s crochet collection. 🔥

Think bold.
Think beautiful.
Think handmade with attitude.

We’ve been keeping this one under wraps, but the wait is almost over. Keep your eyes peeled because once these beauties drop, you’ll want to get your hands on them before they’re gone.

🖤 Handmade
💛 Made with heart
❤️ Created by your favourite Hookers

Stay tuned, legends… the Happy Hookers are about to hook you up with something deadly. 🧶✨

🖤💛❤️

30/05/2026

🧶🔥 THE HOOKERS ARE BACK! 🔥🧶

Before anyone starts talking… yes, we’ve been a little quiet lately. The Happy Hookers took a month off from hooking to enjoy some holidays, recharge the batteries, and spend a little less time tangled in yarn. 😏

But we’re back, and we’ve got news…

💔 One ho**er left the other.

Don’t worry, no dramatic reality TV reunion episode required — we’ve simply expanded our hooking empire! One ho**er is now based in Perth and the other in Albany, meaning we’re spreading the crochet chaos across WA.

The bonus? No more shuffling creations back and forth between us and fewer unnecessary fees. We’re now perfectly positioned to bring more handmade goodness to more people.

The hooks are back in action.
The yarn stash is out of control.
The creative ideas are flowing.
And we’re officially ready to get back to hooking. 😉

We’ve got new creations, fresh stock, markets, customs, and plenty of exciting things coming your way.

Thanks for sticking with us while we took a little hooking hiatus. We can’t wait to show you what we’ve been working on!

💜🧶

The Happy Hookers
Two ho**ers. Two towns. Double the trouble. 😘🔥🧶

26/04/2026

20/04/2026

🚨 HOLD ONTO YOUR HOOKS 🚨

We said what we said 😏
50% OFF EVERYTHING

BUT — let’s not get carried away, babe…
✨ Custom orders are NOT included ✨
(we’re good, but we’re not that generous 💅)

Everything ready-made? Sn**ch it up.
Because at these prices, it’s basically a crime not to 👀

Run, don’t walk — your future fave is waiting 💋

14/04/2026

STOP SCROLLING — your dream crochet just sold and you MISSED IT 😮‍🔥🧶

Yeah… these baddies didn’t come to play. They came to steal hearts, break necks, and disappear into their forever homes like the icons they are 💅✨

🌻 That bold granny-square cardigan? Serving pride queen, dopamine dressing, and “I’m the moment” energy
🤍 That ruffle bucket hat? Soft, flirty, and just a little bit unhinged (in the best way)

Every stitch is:
🔥 handmade
🔥 one-of-a-kind
🔥 slow fashion luxury
🔥 loud, proud, and impossible to ignore

This is for the girls, the guys, and the they's, who don’t do basic.
This is for the outfits that get compliments ALL. DAY. LONG.

Don’t worry if you missed out… more heat is loading 👀
Turn on notifications before you miss your next obsession 😘

04/04/2026

🌈✨ WIP ALERT ✨🌻

This rainbow sunflower cardigan is coming in HOT and she is already serving main character energy 💅🔥

We’ve still got 26 squares to go… but let’s be real, who’s counting when it’s looking THIS cute already 👀🌼

Bright, bold, and guaranteed to turn heads — this beauty is slowly blooming into her final form 🌈🌻

Stay tuned because you already know she’s going to be ✨that✨ cardigan.

(And yes… customs are always open if you’re ready to live your rainbow sunflower dreams 😘)

01/04/2026

This is not your grandma’s cardigan… unless your grandma is a full-blown ICON 💅🌈

Handmade with love, sass and just the right amount of "don't talk to me, I'm counting stitches." Each square is giving main character energy, and we are HERE 👏 FOR 👏 IT 👏

These granny squares are getting stitched into a custom cardigan that’s about to SERVE looks, break hearts, and mind its business all at the same time 😌✨

Loud? Yes.
Extra? Absolutely.
Subtle? Don’t know her.

So if you’re ready to walk into a room and cause a minor disturbance 😏
you already know what to do… slide into those DMs before we're fully booked and emotionally unavailable 💋

🌈 Drop a 🧶 in the comments if you’re obsessed with these colors! 🌈 Tag a friend who needs a little rainbow magic in their life!

31/03/2026

Store-bought said “meh”… so I said “watch this” 💅🐰

Now I’m out here crocheting the cutest, most colorful Easter basket ever—because basic was NOT an option.

Should we make extras or keep these all to ourself? 👀🧶
Drop a 🐰 if you want one!