Nut Job

Nut Job Electrostatically charged hair fibres.
🌱Natural ingredients 🪄Instant results
🇦🇺 Aussie owned

Dad doesn’t want anything for Father’s Day.‎ He has told you this repeatedly.‎ He also owns 14 nearly identical screwdri...
06/09/2026

Dad doesn’t want anything for Father’s Day.
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He has told you this repeatedly.
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He also owns 14 nearly identical screwdrivers because “they’re for different things.”
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Draw your own conclusions.
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Happy Father’s Day from Nut Job. 🧡

Spring is here. Time to step outside, get swooped by a rogue magpie, and realize your hairline’s receding faster than yo...
02/09/2026

Spring is here. Time to step outside, get swooped by a rogue magpie, and realize your hairline’s receding faster than your weekend plans. 🦅😭
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Don’t stress, we’ve got your crown covered. Shake in a bit of magic, cover those thin spots in 30 seconds, and dodge birds in total confidence.
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Which is more terrifying: Magpie season or overhead fluoro lights? Sound off below! 👇

We forgot Left-Handers Day was Aug 13th… so we’re celebrating it late like absolute professionals. 😇‎ Grab 10% OFF sitew...
27/08/2026

We forgot Left-Handers Day was Aug 13th… so we’re celebrating it late like absolute professionals. 😇
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Grab 10% OFF sitewide with code SOUTHPAW.
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Ends Aug 31! 🛒

"Why do you have hair there… but not there?" 😅‎ Kids have zero filter. What’s the most brutal thing a kid has ever said ...
25/08/2026

"Why do you have hair there… but not there?" 😅
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Kids have zero filter. What’s the most brutal thing a kid has ever said to you at a family barbie?
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Drop it below 👇

Nut Job Hair Thickening FibresGot a bit of a thin patch up top? No worries, mate. Nut Job hair thickening fibres cling t...
21/08/2026

Nut Job Hair Thickening Fibres

Got a bit of a thin patch up top? No worries, mate. Nut Job hair thickening fibres cling to your existing locks faster than a magpie on a cyclist in September. Just shake 'em on, cover up the bald spots, and look photo-ready before anyone can yell, "Quick, let's grab a photo!" Instant confidence, zero drama.

“Mate, sit over there, the view’s better.”“Nah, I’m right. The lighting over here doesn’t expose my thinning patches.”St...
21/08/2026

“Mate, sit over there, the view’s better.”
“Nah, I’m right. The lighting over here doesn’t expose my thinning patches.”
Stop playing 3D chess with cafe chairs.

It’s AfterPay Day! We thought about 0% off but decided on 15% off instead!‎ Use the code: 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐒𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐔𝐒 for 15% off storew...
13/08/2026

It’s AfterPay Day! We thought about 0% off but decided on 15% off instead!
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Use the code: 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐒𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐔𝐒 for 15% off storewide*
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But hurry, sale ends 11:59pm AEST 16/8/26
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*excludes bundles and discounted products. soz.

Checking the weather to see if your hair will survive the day? 😅☔‎ Don't let the forecast ruin your plans. Rootz Waterpr...
07/08/2026

Checking the weather to see if your hair will survive the day? 😅☔
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Don't let the forecast ruin your plans. Rootz Waterproof Hair Loss Concealer keeps your coverage locked in—rain or shine. 🌧️✨
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(Link in comments! 👇)

127 unread messages.Somehow none of them explain why there are 127 unread messages.Good thing topping up your Nut Job ta...
31/07/2026

127 unread messages.

Somehow none of them explain why there are 127 unread messages.

Good thing topping up your Nut Job takes less time than catching up.

🛒 Top up now: https://nutjob.com.au/

The meeting starts at 10.The self-assessment starts at 9:58.Hair check. Camera check. Lamp adjustment. Repeat.
28/07/2026

The meeting starts at 10.

The self-assessment starts at 9:58.

Hair check. Camera check. Lamp adjustment. Repeat.

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