Stuff Kids Say

Stuff Kids Say Kids say the funniest things. We want to share them with the world! www.stuffkidssay.com.au Hi there! No need to mention names.

As kids learn about life and language they say the funniest things. They are beautiful, honest, often very funny and sometimes extremely embarassing. We have all felt that cringe factor and horror when our children’s boundless truthfulness unleashes and they announce a man is fat or a lady has huge b***s in the shopping centre at the top of their lungs. We decided to create a place – Stuff Kids Sa

y – to share their comments with the world. Please add or email us any funny thing you hear to our blog, facebook or twitter pages.

17/03/2019

Son: Mum have you seen that movie 'old man on Elvis street'

Me: do you mean 'nightmare on Elm street'

Son: oh yeah that is it...😂😂

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01/08/2017

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"My child told a woman she had a butt like Barney. I almost left town."

Me: I have put your school uniform on the chair please go and put it on.Son: ok. *disappears for a couple of minutes*Son...
23/05/2017

Me: I have put your school uniform on the chair please go and put it on.

Son: ok. *disappears for a couple of minutes*

Son: *marches back in* there is no unicorn on the couch.

09/04/2017

My son just came bursting out of the toilet wearing sunnies, after doing a poo singing "I am a dangerous man when i am in the toilet" (like Bruno Mars) and refusing to flush. That I guess would get rid of the danger!!!

09/08/2016

This morning my 5 year old said "when i grow up i am going to be a normal person."

Me "oh really"

5 year old "yep i am not going to have a job, i am just going to lie on the couch, watch tv and relax".

06/08/2016

So i got asked this morning by my 5 year old "mum when you were young did you have to ride horses because there were no cars?"

22/03/2014

Mum can u please wipe the boogers off my pants while I fix my lego!

08/07/2013

When a four year old boy was told by his mum that he had been invited to another little boy's birthday party. He replied "Do you think they invited me because of my beautiful hair?"

19/06/2012

A teacher was asking her class what their Dads do and was shocked when one child answered "My Dad sells guns out of our garage".

12/06/2012

My 20 month old was very keen to put on his "bum boots" to go out into the rain.

07/06/2012

At daycare the teacher and kids were reading a book called Dirty Bertie. Bertie has some hygiene problems and wees on the garden etc.

A little boy walks up to the teacher afterwards and announces that he sometimes “Pisses his pants.”

The teacher was a little shocked at the use of language.

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