Knitty Meowtain Yarns

05/06/2026

The last (for now) of the Bravo, Bravo, F*cking Bravo Collection 📣

“This is not fun. Summer should be fun.” — Kyle Cooke

But like… this yarn is fun. 😌
Fresh minty greens, soft seafoam, and stormy charcoal pooling like a moody summer sky that can’t quite decide what it wants. (Relatable, honestly.)

✨ Fun fact: this audio clip is actually from Kyle’s current DJ era—because apparently being a Bravoleb now comes with an automatic side quest into DJing?? We love a chaotic career pivot.

Perfect for projects that want a little drama, a little softness, and a whole lot of main character energy. This collection and shop update happening TOMORROW at Noon MST

05/03/2026

Colour reveal 📣 BRAVO, BRAVO, F*CKING BRAVO

“It’s not about the pasta!” - it’s actually about the c*caine 😂

Man, this scene, this person, all of it - trash perfection. James Kennedy, a human that is questionably problematoc, I am happy to see that Bravo cut some ties with him as he became so much more of a problem but that man did bless us with some amazing seasons.

In this scene - James and Lala are seen fighting about the fact that Lala stole “pasta” from James’ girlfriend as the time. Fans of the series know that pasta is a code word for other substances 👀. We also discovered that no one actually ever cared about the “pasta”, James just didn’t want Lala to date anyone else despite her no interest in him and the fact that he had a partner. Messy. We love mess.

The BRAVO collection will be dropping this week - FRIDAY 🎉🎉

Etsy shop is currently in vacation mode, we had such a great time at this weekend! Once we tally inventory, we will be back online! Aiming to be back on Wednesday 🫶🏻

04/22/2026

Knitty Meowtain X Jones Knit Collab is LIVE 📣

Available now on Etsy - you can find both colourways!

Fi*****ng/Sock Weight Yarn & Stitch Marker Sets Available ;

Spring Strawberry Fields (First Slide) - capturing the early spring growth of strawberries - a mixture of cream, green, brown and red hues. Stitch marker set include a strawberry charm and other stitch markers to marry into the strawberry theme. 🍓

Pineapple Grove (Second Slide) - capturing the tropical vibes of a pineapple field - a mixture of yellows, greens and tan hues. Stitch marker set include a pineapple charm and other stitch markers to marry into the pineapple theme. 🍍

Local Pick Up in Calgary Offered - please use code “ LOCALPICKUPYYC “ to skip the shipping cost and get it directly from me!

These will be coming with me to - so if you are attending and want to snag one, come by and see me in less than 2 weeks!

04/02/2026

There’s something about Reality TV that is just a whole different level, and there’s something that Bravo & Peacock have excelled at over the years ✨ For those who are like me, right now your timelines may be filled with the Summer House scandal taking place 👀 I can not even begin to fully process what is happening 😂 so much information, so many stories, it’s exhilarating.

So in the words spoken by Icon Denise Richards - “Bravo, Bravo, Fu***ng Bravo”. I introduce our newest collection.

I am really excited to share that I’ve been brewing up some yarn colorways based off some of my most quoted lines from BRAVO shows.

Swipe to see the first 3 inspirations for some upcoming colours - and I just had to bring in the toxic men I love to hate 😂✨ the crashouts on national television over the years. Ive rooted for them and cheered for their demise. I can not stop the hate-love I have for them ❤️🤷🏻‍♀️

Don’t worry - some iconic quotes from the women of the Bravo-verse will also be joining us throughv the 2026 year!

02/03/2026

🌍 EARTH 🌍
The Space Collection

Born from tectonic greens, oceanic blues, and chlorophyll-rich tones, Earth mirrors the only known planet where life weaves itself into existence. Carbon cycles, salt seas, ancient forests — all humming together in fragile balance.

A grounding colorway for intentional making, protection stitches, and projects rooted in home, growth, and quiet magic. Cast on with purpose. 🌱🧶

Hand-dyed · Fi*****ng Weight
Each skein is beautifully, scientifically, magically unique.

01/29/2026

🌌 The Planet Collection is LIVE 🌌

Inspired by the colors, textures, and quiet magic of our solar system, the Planet Collection is now available in the shop ✨
From fiery inner worlds to cool, distant blues, each colorway captures a planet’s unique personality in hand-dyed yarn form.

All skeins are:
🧶 Hand-dyed in small batches
🐾 Supervised by cats
🌍 Fully updated and ready to ship

No two skeins are exactly alike — just like the planets themselves.

🚀 Available now on Etsy

01/29/2026

✨ Etsy Update ✨

Our Etsy shop is officially back up and running!
The Old Gods Collection has now been fully added, and all current stock has been carefully updated in inventory.

This is just the beginning — more is coming over the next 2 days, so keep an eye out 👀

Thank you so much for your continued support. It truly means the world 🖤

01/17/2026

Let’s pull together to help Megan after a fire took out one of her barns ❤️

Hi, my name is Chelsea and I’m fundraising for my friend, Megan. Megan owns… Chelsea Barnowich needs your support for Help Megan recover after a barn fire

01/17/2026

Today’s the day!
We are doing the last finishing touches and doors open at 10am!
Come see us, hang out for a bit! We have a knitting hang out corner!

Remember that entry is free, but if you want to bring some food back donation items, you’ll be entered in a draw for door prizes!!