05/16/2026
From the archives -- One of the little stories I used to write on the various Roombas I sold on Facebook Marketplace...
Just imagine for a moment what could happen if a Roomba owner’s manual is not read thoroughly and perhaps a little misunderstood.
The following experience demonstrates why it is always a good idea to double-check what you're reading.
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Hello to all the Roomba people out there, my name is Cliff Whtzimacalzit.
I write you now to tell you about my experience, so you now be smarter than me is.
I live in an apartment by myself and have done so for many years. However, one day I realized I was lonely. So I decided I needed a friend and thought… I should buy a dog.
I picked out a cute one from the local pound. A little white dog with a small patch of black fur that is located on his back. I knew right away that I should name him ‘SPOT.’
I soon learned I needed a vacuum, as SPOT – well, sadly, he really sheds a lot.
So I purchased a Roomba vacuum. It is simply excellent and helps mostly good with the dander and pet hair.
After owning the Roomba for a while, I decide to read the owner’s manual.
The manual said that this Roomba has ‘CLIFF’ sensors. I was amazed as my name is Cliff. I got really excited that this Roomba would now be able to find me in a room.
So I stood in middle of the room and said “Roomba, find me now!”
But sadly, the Roomba never did find me. I wondered if this Roomba was not yet educated, which was why the “‘CLIFF’ sensors were maybe not working.” I decided to show my license with my name to the Roomba, and I said, “My name is CLIFF, so you should be able to find me now.” But the Roomba never did find me.
So, I wrote a letter to iRobot asking what I should do, as indeed other people named Cliff (I can imagine) will have the same problem for sure. And worse, what if your name is not Cliff?
I decided to read more of the Roomba owners manual. And was surprised to read that every Roomba has a ‘SPOT’ clean button. This was terrific news as I had put off giving my dog Spot a bath for a long time.
I was so grateful that I could have the vacuum clean my dog for me. So I called Spot over, pressed the SPOT CLEAN button on Roomba, and I thought my dog would get clean now. But weirdly, the Roomba only went around in a circle and is not cleaning my dog.
I decided to write another letter to iRobot. You know, to make sure the company know the ‘Spot’ clean button does not clean my dog. I am wondering if more people are in the same situation? And what good is SPOT button if a person’s pet is named TIPPY?
So this is why I wrote this memo here on the Roomba Refuge page. To let you folks know that a Roomba is an excellent vacuum for vacuuming pet hair and stuff.
However, if your name is Cliff and you want the Roomba to find you, it won’t! Or, if you have a dog or cat named Spot, the Roomba won’t clean your pets for you as you must wash the dog or cat yourself.
Even though the Roomba has these minor limitations, it is incredible what it can do,--- “vacuuming floors”.
Your friend:
Cliff Whtzimacalzit.
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So yes this is what “Cliff” did not understand ….
1) Cliff sensors are located on the bottom of all Roomba(s) and are designed to stop them from falling down stairs/drop-offs.
2) The Spot button (located on the top cover) is for cleaning a small area ( about 3 ft in diameter) … So to confirm, a SPOT button on a Roomba does “NOT” clean dogs named Spot 😊 ….
Cheers
John Osinga
Roomba Guy
Roomba Refuge and Day Spa Resort (