10/10/2026
FEED ME, SEYMOUR!
You can now adopt your very own Audrey II from Paula’s Shop of Horrors.
Each one is hand-sculpted by me, so no two are ever quite the same — your own little carnivorous houseplant, without quite the same feeding requirements.
Hand-sculpted Audrey II — £35
Made individually by hand. Each one completely unique and available to order online now.
Link in bio to grab yours.
Just remember…
DON’T FEED THE PLANTS.