The Bespoke Bard

The Bespoke Bard The Bespoke Bard: for words as unique as your story. Modern poetry-themed gifts and greeting cards for all occasions.

The Bespoke Bard crafts unique and personalised poems and speeches; from silly to sincere, humorous to heartfelt. Whether you’re looking for a completely personalised gift, wanting to pay tribute to a special someone or needing to impress a gathering, The Bespoke Bard can help you find the right words when you are lost for them.

Time for change. I hope you'll come along for the ride! 🖤_________
01/04/2024

Time for change. I hope you'll come along for the ride! 🖤

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For a fandabidozi gran!This little wordplay card design is already receiving some love in readiness for this year's earl...
18/02/2024

For a fandabidozi gran!

This little wordplay card design is already receiving some love in readiness for this year's early Mother's Day (10 March). But can you remember the 80s kids' TV programme that brought us the term "fandabidozi"? Extra points for the characters' first names!

Merry bloomin' Christmas. My husband, Phil, has been a shift-worker for 19 years 👮‍♂️. As a result, we've become experts...
24/12/2023

Merry bloomin' Christmas.

My husband, Phil, has been a shift-worker for 19 years 👮‍♂️. As a result, we've become experts in celebrating special occasions on entirely the wrong date!

This year, like many others, we've already had our 'Christmock' so that tomorrow, Phil can head off to work happy in the knowledge he hasn't missed out on all the fun. Or that was the plan...

Unfortunately, following our annual gift drop with family in the North East a few weeks back, we've managed to pick up every germ there ever was and have spent the rest of the month being poorly in one way or another 🥳.

Thankfully, our 'kids' have fur and four paws, so no one much cares that we didn't spring into festive action before dawn or change out of our onesies for most of our Christmock Day. They did get their doggy roast dinners though.

So, on the 25th, this is where you'll find me 👆 📖 🤒. A gorgeous new book, flanked by my canine hot water bottles and keeping the latest icky illness at bay. Oh, and maybe seeking out a bargain January weekend deal to reset our December luck and start 2024 off in a bit more style.

However you're spending Christmas 2023, I hope it's all you need it to be - whether that's fun and chaotic or calm and restorative.

Jade, TBB x

Twig tree it is then.Got your tree up yet? And are you going twig, faux fir, or the real deal?
01/12/2023

Twig tree it is then.

Got your tree up yet? And are you going twig, faux fir, or the real deal?

Happy Halloween!
31/10/2023

Happy Halloween!

You know it's right.Today, I've popped up to help spread the good word. Today is Shop Independent Day.A gentle reminder ...
27/10/2023

You know it's right.

Today, I've popped up to help spread the good word.

Today is Shop Independent Day.

A gentle reminder to those yet to be inducted into the fabulous world of shopping with independent shops, stores, eateries, drinkeries (not a word, should be, hic, 🥂), galleries and boutiques!

If you're about to unleash your inner Christmas Shopping Slayer, PLEASE be sure to include your local high street, independently-owned shops and an amazing small business or three in your festive hit list. Your gift recipients will thank you wildly for your thoughtfulness and originality!

With thanks to for another reason to shout about the joy that is independent retail!








It's beginning to look a lot like.....these drinks won't pour themselves, so that's us over and out for the festive seas...
24/12/2022

It's beginning to look a lot like...
..these drinks won't pour themselves, so that's us over and out for the festive season! 🥂

A very merry Christmas to those of our followers who celebrate it! Many thanks for your custom and ongoing support during what feels like the shortest year ever 😅 - that's definitely an age thing!

We hope this time brings you all that you need from it... fun, rest, inspiration, judgement-free daytime drinking!

Catch up on the other side!

Jade, Phil and the mutts x

(Special mention to those working over the Christmas period - we see you and Phil is right there with you 🚓💪)
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Pass the paracetamol 🥴---
20/11/2022

Pass the paracetamol 🥴

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I'll do them after the King's Speech!
06/11/2022

I'll do them after the King's Speech!

Pipe down Cheryl! No-one likes a show-off. It's still October!
16/10/2022

Pipe down Cheryl! No-one likes a show-off. It's still October!

Shout out to the office peeps! IT'S FRIDAY!!! 😁🎉
24/06/2022

Shout out to the office peeps! IT'S FRIDAY!!! 😁🎉

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