17/09/2026
🚨 V**E TAX ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Right, listen up folks. We’ve got some absolute shocking news coming down from the suits in Westminster. No, not another PM change...
From October 2026, the government is slapping a massive new V**e Tax on everything. We are pure scunnered to announce what this means for your wallets:
💸 The Damage:
100ml Shortfills: Jumping from a tenner to an eye-watering £38. Yes, you read that right. Plus you need to pay for your ni****ne on top.
10ml Nic Salts: Going up to £6.50 each. And those legendary 3-for-£10 multi-buy deals? Completely binned by the new laws.
Nic Shots: Those free 3mg shots are going to cost £2.00, and stronger shots are jumping up to £8.00.
Let’s get one thing straight: this is NOT us. Every single penny of this hike is the government’s new £2.20 per 10ml duty plus VAT. We hate it just as much as you do. Blame the government, not your local Krazey shop!
🛡️ The Good News (For Now):
Dinnae panic just yet. We have a solid stash of untaxed back-stock, and we are keeping our current prices locked in until that stock runs dry (which will be March 2027 at the absolute latest).
Our advice? V**E TODAY, SAVE TOMORROW.
Get yourselves down to Krazey and stock up like there’s no tomorrow. Lock in your pre-orders and beat the price rise while you still can.
Same great flavours, same quality, just a lot more expensive soon thanks to the powers that be. Pop in and see us to get sorted!
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