Picture this. It's December 1st: You glance at your social media news feed. You are faced with a flurry of perfectly poised, glistening, colour co-ordinated, catalogue-ready Christmas trees. Based on your reaction to this you are one of two types of people...
Type 1: You are impressed. And envious. You go and adjust your already news feed and catalogue-ready, beige and gold masterpiece tree. You
take c. 20 different insta-glamourous tree pictures, and fuss over the right one to publish. Type 2: You yawn, tear out your left eye ball and hang it from the cat, singing jingle bells. If you are type 2, then this shop is for you! Congratulations!