20/08/2026
🚨 POLICE HAVE RELEASED THIS PHOTOGRAPH OF THE USUAL SUSPECTS.
They are believed to operate from a garden supplies yard near Macclesfield.
Known offences include:
Suspicious forklift activity, hiding behind stock, misuse of bulk bags, unauthorised Sports Days and repeated crimes against dignity on Facebook.
Members of the public are advised not to approach them unless they require gravel, sand, compost, paving or building materials.
In which case, please approach immediately. 😂
