Sassy Swears

Sassy Swears 💋
Just a maker with a vinyl cutter, a filthy mind & a flair for décor 🤷‍♀️
Swearing made stylish — one piece at a time!

13/09/2026

Just two pretty little floral plates… 🌸🌸

I fixed them. 😂💋

Which one are you — Nosy Bitch or P**s Flaps? 👀🤣

11/09/2026

I know I’m not supposed to have favourites… but LOOK AT HER 😍🌸

Pretty vintage china, pink flowers, gold detailing… and a little bit of Dolly. 💕

What would Dolly do?
Probably add rhinestones and get on with it. 😂✨

This is genuinely one of those plates I’m going to struggle to part with 🦋

Tell me you run a small business without telling me you run a small business... 😂
09/09/2026

Tell me you run a small business without telling me you run a small business... 😂

07/09/2026

Looks innocent enough… 👀🥚
Until you open the fu**er 😂

Pretty on the outside. Judgemental on the inside. 💅

Another one of these beauties is back after the last one sold 🖤

04/09/2026

Wholesome pictures of British wildlife 🐦😸🐰
Nothing to see here 🤣

03/09/2026

The cat strongly disagrees with this plate. 🐈‍⬛🤣

01/09/2026

Just a pretty little vintage plate… nothing to see here 👀🔪😂

Tag your inspiration below. 😂

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Things I never thought I’d say at work… 😂And somehow, every single one of these is now a perfectly normal sentence in my...
25/08/2026

Things I never thought I’d say at work… 😂
And somehow, every single one of these is now a perfectly normal sentence in my working day.
I really do have the strangest fu***ng job. 🤣
Which one’s your favourite? 👇

21/08/2026

Pretty china is lovely and all… but it’s considerably better with a swearword on it 💋
Life is too short for boring homeware
Which one are you pretty and polite or pretty and profane? 🤣

18/08/2026

A little bit new, a little bit custom, a lot inappropriate. 💋😂

A mixture of some of my latest new pieces and a few custom orders I’ve been making recently… because apparently normal china just isn’t my thing.

From Kerrygold peasants and arsenic to marriage advice and ADHD as f**k. Quite the selection. 🤣

Which one’s your favourite? 👀

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