Emma's Book Heaven, Independent Usborne Organiser

26/05/2021

🌟🌟FINAL CLEARANCE BARGAINS 🌟🌟
These are all the titles still remaining in my stock clearance sale.
Collection or delivery in South Woodham Ferrers 😃😃

18/05/2021

🌟🌟FINAL CLEARANCE BARGAINS🌟🌟
Further to my earlier post. Here are the rest of the clearance bargains x

18/05/2021

🌟🌟FINAL CLEARANCE BARGAINS🌟🌟
Sadly I am no longer trading 😢 BUT I have lots of lovely outstanding stock to clear from all my missed events last year.
Prices are on the pictures 😃😃
There will be more to follow soon!

24/06/2020

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No words necessary

20/06/2020

🤣🤣I can't take credit for this but it made me laugh so I had to share🤣🤣

Hello. Thank-you for calling the 'Parenting in lockdown Helpline UK'

Unfortunately, your phone-call is in a long queue. We receive a high volume of emergency calls, particularly during Home Schooling hours and meal-times, so please be patient and someone will be with you as soon as possible.

Please choose from one of the following options...

Press 1. If you have just told a child they have ‘UNTIL THE COUNT OF THREE’ but have no idea what to say next.

Press 2. If you wish to talk to a grown-up and have an actual conversation.

Press 3. If you have banned all screens and don't know what the f**k to do now?

Press 4. To hear a soothing voice count to ten and tell you it's all going to be OK.

Press 5. If your child has just given up their daytime nap and you require counselling.

Press 6. If you are trying to teach a child fractions and need urgent assistance.

Press 7. If you need an emergency delivery of wine.

Press 8. If you are trapped under a pile of laundry.

Press 9. If you have sustained an injury whilst doing PE with Joe. Please hang up and dial 999.

Press 10. If your child requires an urgent 'Fortnite' rehab referral.

If you are developing symptoms of Compulsive Amazon Ordering Syndrome - please hold to speak to one of our trained specialists.

Press 0 to hear these options again.

**Not mine, I just laughed so hard I had to share**

19/06/2020

🌈🌈BRAND NEW SPECIAL OFFER!🌈🌈

“With charming illustrations and simple text in a sturdy format that's perfect for little hands, our Little Board Books make a fantastic story time pick to read aloud and enjoy together.

From zooming to the Moon to enjoying classic nursery rhymes and much-loved traditional tales, this colourful collection is filled with books to delight babies and toddlers!”

Contains:

On the Moon
The Three Little Pigs
Old MacDonald Had a Farm
The Gingerbread Man
Rain, Rain, Go Away

16/06/2020

This made me feel better today! I may be a rubbish homeschool teacher but I don't do this! 🤣🤣

07/06/2020

Here's a debate for this evening! How do you like yours? I'm around a 10/11 🍌🍌🍌

29/05/2020

It's Tom and Jerry for me! ❤

22/05/2020

I used to LOVE crispy pancakes! 😍😍
I'm going A4A although I don't really remember what puddings we ate when I was a child 🤔