The Mug Dealer

02/06/2025

🕰️ TIME FOR A BREAK – Van Damme style.
One kitchen. One mad lad doing the splits. One mug that changed the timeline.

When the last bad guy falls and the kettle’s still boiling...
Only one man knows what time it is. ☕💥

This is Movie Monday. This is The Mug Dealer.
➡️ Grab your Time for a Break mug before the timeline resets.

25/05/2025

Out of office from 4pm.
Why? Because I’ll be parked up, feet up, mug in hand…
☕️ Watching the Champions of 2025 lift what’s rightfully ours.
If you're looking for me – I’m somewhere between smug and steaming.

22/05/2025

Europa League?
Completed it, mate.
Big Ange out here collecting trophies like they’re Nectar points.
Give it a few weeks and he’ll have the Champions League on Klarna.

Tag the mate who swore this was “just a rebuild season.” 😂

22/04/2025

Another week. Another L.
Spurs fans sipping sorrow like it’s part of the matchday ritual. ☕️💀


🔥 From the folks at —because football pain tastes better in ceramic.

19/04/2025