04/06/2026
Choosing your V flavor is basically a personality test you never signed up for.
🟢 V ORIGINAL - The "Classic As": The friend who still has a Hotmail account and refuses to buy new sneakers until the soles literally fall off. You’re traditional, you’re efficient, and you probably have a "system" for loading the dishwasher that no one else is allowed to touch.
🔵 V BLUE - The "Mystery Solver": You thrive on drama and "main character" energy. You enjoy the fact that nobody actually knows what flavor Blue is (Passionfruit? Pineapple? Magic?). You occasionally post cryptic Instagram stories just to see who dms you to ask if you're okay.
🍇 V GRAPE BURST - The "Nostalgia Hunter"
You’re fun at parties, and likely have a collection of something highly specific (and slightly dusty) like vintage consoles or Funko Pops. You definitely still eat the purple Skittles first.
⬛ V BLACK - our Dark Academic
You don’t just drink energy drinks; you drink intent. You probably wear a lot of linen, listen to podcasts at 1.5x speed, and tell people you "prefer the book." You’re either a high-powered corporate lawyer or you haven't slept since 2019. There is no middle ground.
🍓 V STRAWBERRIES & CREAM - The "Chaotic Sweetheart"
You’re sweet, you’re bubbly, and you definitely own at least one item of clothing with googly eyes on it. You’re the friend who forgets their keys twice a day but somehow always manages to get a free coffee upgrade.
🍉 V REFRESH PINEAPPLE & WATERMELON - The "Permanent Vacationer"
You’ve already looked up flights for a holiday you can’t afford. You’re the "Zero Sugar" optimist who believes that if you drink enough of this, you’ll eventually end up on a beach in Fiji. You probably own more than three pairs of sunglasses and use the word "aesthetic" unironically.
Which one are you? Tag the friend who is definitely a V Black in disguise. 👇
