The Rat Race

The Rat Race Gang of half human thieving mutant rat's coming to terrorise a festival near you The seedy underbelly of the UK festival scene has been changing.

The gangs that once held all the power are having to deal with a new, more sinister menace, one that hides in the shadows and takes what it please's. West Country pubs harbour vague whispers of corruption, that pig loving politicians have been fracking swine farms so deep they've released ancient evils of untold destruction. Meanwhile, in the concrete jungles of the UK's cities rumours are slowly

creeping through the urban safari of shady figures emerging from the sewers only to disappear into the night. Few know it, but across the country the beginnings of a meticulously planned covert pest control operation are underway. One that if discovered could breed cries of human rights violations and genocide the likes of which will rock the country to the very core.

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Previously no different to your common sewer rat, these disgusting rodent's once dwelled in filth with the other vermin. After coming into contact with unlawfully dumped toxic waste ridden with human DNA, these rats started to slowly and agonizingly mutate into the half human inbreds that have today multiplied into a race of which the gross population is unfathomable. It seems its not all bad news for the rats however, as the mutations incidentally caused the rats to become immortal, meaning they still wear the same clothes they did when first swiping from the outside world. Emerging from the sewers into a world of corruption and greed, the rats soon were forced to learn the most crucial unwritten law of conscious life: you must pay your way or face the consequences. Straight away becoming social rejects, they knew they couldn't be part of a world where people are programmed to view the slightest imperfection as the most epic flaw and so retreated back into the shadows to create an idea on how to survive as humans.

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In the present day this underground race of human/rat mutants survive through a secretive, sophisticated and highly proffessional crime syndicate who's sole income is made by theft. By learning from humans mistakes and sticking together for a greater cause the rat race have allowed themselves to sqread their influence worldwide without anyone finding out about them, until now. After supreme leader Theresa May caught wind of the goings on, a mass genocide of the rats was immediately called for. Its said she was heard saying: 'They're just different, and they don't make us money. We don't need them.' To proceed to afterwards order the extermination of the entire rat race. As a result the leader's and most highly sought after rats of the rat race have gone into hiding somewhere in the english countryside, praying upon the intoxicated revellers that inhabit the country's festival scene. The question is, will they join the pest control? Or will they realise the rats are just doing what they need to do to get by...

21/09/2017
Help support The Rat Race from the pesty creatures... The Rat Race is never ending.
24/08/2017

Help support The Rat Race from the pesty creatures... The Rat Race is never ending.

The last ever Secret Garden Party was not ruined by these egotistical rats, massive thank you to the very brave paparazz...
09/08/2017

The last ever Secret Garden Party was not ruined by these egotistical rats, massive thank you to the very brave paparazzi pest control and the public for their support.

01/08/2017

We would like to thank Secret Garden Party for allowing us to be part of their unforgettable final chapter last week, our pictures will be released shortly! 🐀🐀🐀

19/07/2017

Catch us in the field with the fox statue at these times:

Thurs: 16:00 - 18:00

Fri: 15:00 - 19:00

Sat: 11:00 - 15:00

Sun: 15:00 - 19:00

Right then chaps we cant wait to see your lovely faces at Secret Garden Party over the next few days! Make sure to catch...
19/07/2017

Right then chaps we cant wait to see your lovely faces at Secret Garden Party over the next few days! Make sure to catch our own top ratbag Rivibes smashing out some quality bassline at the Loops Lips Airstream Caravan on Saturday 12.00 - 1.00am

Rivibes - String Slam MASTER by Jagwa is licensed under a Creative Commons License. Lost the project file so cant work on tightening the low end up so i'm giving it out for free

27/01/2017

Think its about time we unleashed our adventures from Boomtown Fair 2016 on you lot! Enjoy :D

26/01/2017

Long awaited pictures from boomtown 2016 are finally out! Tune in tomorrow to get a look at the rats in action in our shiny sexy video

Our photos from Boomtown Fair 2016
26/01/2017

Our photos from Boomtown Fair 2016

Relentless head of pest control Sae has spent years upon years worth of experience to perfect her net work, her aggressi...
11/10/2016

Relentless head of pest control Sae has spent years upon years worth of experience to perfect her net work, her aggressive catching tactics are the best money can buy

He knew the struggle, thank you to our old friend Mr Marley
11/10/2016

He knew the struggle, thank you to our old friend Mr Marley

Rat Race - BOB MARLEY

Top rat Figgus on the prowl for some floor wine, rumour has it he can hear a bottle being forgotten up to 3 miles away
11/09/2016

Top rat Figgus on the prowl for some floor wine, rumour has it he can hear a bottle being forgotten up to 3 miles away

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