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14/06/2018

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05/12/2015

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08/10/2015

πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ who is poor?

A wealthy woman goes to a saree store and tells the boy at the counter "Bhaiya show some cheap sarees. It is my son's marriage and I have to give to my maid."

After sometime, the maid comes to the saree shop and tells the boy at the counter "Bhaiya show some expensive sarees. I want to gift my Mistress on her son's marriage"

Poverty is in the mind or in the purse?
πŸ˜‹πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š
Who is Rich?

Once, a lady with her family was staying in a 3-star hotel for a picnic. She was the mother of a 6 month old baby.

"Can I get 1 cup of milk?" asked the lady to the 3-star hotel manager.

"Yes madam", he replied.

"But it will cost 100 bucks". "No problem", said the lady.

While driving back from hotel, the child was hungry again.

They stopped at a road side tea stall and took milk from the tea vendor

"How much?” she asked the tea vendor.

"Madam, we don't charge money for kid's milk", the old man said with a smile.

"Let me know if you need more for the journey". The lady took one more cup and left.

She wondered, "Who’s richer? The hotel manager or the old tea vendor?

Sometimes, in the race for more money, we forget that we are all humans. Let's help someone in need, without expecting something in return. It will make us feel better than what money can.

13/09/2015

🎢Exam anthem🎢
Hum honge sabme pass
Hum honge sabme pass
Hum honge sabme pass
1 din
Ho ho ho....
Sote he bindasπŸ˜ͺ
Likhte he bakwas,πŸ˜…
Fir bhi he vishwas
Marks milenge jhakas...πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘
1 din πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
"Kitni shiddat se maine bookπŸ“š uthane ki koshish ki hai... . . . ki har panneπŸ“– ne mujhe sulane😴 ki sajish ki hai.. . . . kehte hai agar kisi chapter ko dil se samajhna chaho.. to puri kaaynat🌎 hame usme confuse karne me jut jati hai... . . par padhna padta hai...πŸ“š qki.. "Exam abhi Baki he mere Dost"...πŸ“–πŸ˜”πŸ˜žπŸ˜«πŸ˜©πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega September ko tera exam paper aajayega
πŸ“•πŸ“βœπŸ“—πŸ“šπŸ“–

thoda padhayi karle beta tu koi Ranchodas nahi jo ALL IZ WELL bolke first ajayegaπŸ˜…
..........πŸ‘¬πŸ‘«

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