Usman Mohammed Umar

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07/10/2025

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When Nneka came back from school, swinging her hips like she owned the compound, her father knew truble was coming.

Papa,,she began, adjusting her short college uniform and flipping her braid dramatically, I broke sodiun oxide in the chemistry lab. They say I must pay ₦20,000 to replace it.

Papa dropped his chewing stick, confused. Sodiyum who? My friend, go and collect that ₦20,000 from your suitor, Mazi Okoro. Tell him it's part of your bride price

Nneka froze. Papa, you mean Okoro the native doctor? The one with red eyes and three teeth? NEVER!

Papa hissed, Then go and return the oxide to the lab exactly how you broke it. Case closed

The entire compound burst into laughter. Even the neighbor’s goat bleated twice like it was mocking her.🤣🤣🤣

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