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y'all happy Valentine's season to you but meanwhile do you all know that God is going to personally punish some spouses ...
15/02/2026

y'all happy Valentine's season to you

but meanwhile do you all know that God is going to personally punish some spouses that just find pleasure in spoiling their spouses name and images

how can you fail yourself and family and look for a way to say if not for the person I married I would have been in so so county or build so so so Tower or estate guy you're a failure babe stop the blame already no one is anyone's problem
happy Sunday from me to you all

even to some bad belles

20/01/2026

With TimJay – I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 5 months in a row. 🎉

20/01/2026

she said smile
cos you're still a spec
💃💃💃💃🌹🌹🌹🌹🤣🤣🤣

Even if you're not being told
01/01/2026

Even if you're not being told

31/12/2025

I have a maid that does all that
look at her mouth 🙆🤣🤣🤣🤣

31/12/2025
29/12/2025

PASTOR

Happy last Sunday of the year 2025
28/12/2025

Happy last Sunday of the year 2025

Mommy I have changed 😭😭😭
14/12/2025

Mommy I have changed 😭😭😭

I took my SON to police station myself 😭😭💪💪💪💪
😂😂 My People Come and Hear What I Did Yesterday o!
If I didn’t see myself with my own eyes, I wouldn’t believe I’m capable of such!
You see this my second son, victory? That boy has been behaving like someone that swallowed remote control and pressed permanent stubborn mode.
I have talked, warned, preached, even poured small anointing water on his head. NOTHING entered! 😭🤣
But yesterday… yesterday was the day my spirit said “Enough is Enough. Activate Plan B.”
I came home tired—
The kind of tired that makes you question your life, your marriage, your village, your ancestors—
Only to meet victory doing the SAME thing I warned him about.
Na so I tell am calmly:

“Young man, dress up. Carry this extra shirt. Pick that bread and pure water. We are going to the police station.”
His eyes opened like fresh boiled egg.
“Mommy no now… you can’t do that to me.”
I said, “Try me. I have your placenta receipt.” 🤣🤣

I even called his father hoping he’d calm me down…
This man supported me with FULL CHEST!
He said, “Follow your mother. It’s just one or two nights. Only small mosquito will bite you. We will bring food.”
Ah! Perfect!

Immediately, tough boy turned to jelly.
He cried and crode.
Begged and beggedeth.
But me? I locked my emotions like Federal Secretariat. 🤣🤣
We reached the station, greeted officers.
I announced proudly, “I brought my son for discipline.”

Police people did not disgrace me — they ENTERED CHARACTER IMMEDIATELY!
One shouted,
“Bring him in! Let him cool off small inside.”
Omo! Victory glued to my leg like super glue. Even the bike man was watching us like African Magic.

Inside, the policewoman asked what happened.
I explained my plan.
She said,
“Good. Hope you brought extra clothes. Small pap and water will reset his brain. Leave him for the night.”

Victory: “MOMMYYY NOT EVEN ONE HOUR! I HAVE CHANGED!” 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
This boy began listing promises like a politician seeking second term:
✔️ I’ll do chores
✔️ I’ll read my books
✔️ I’ll greet elders
✔️ I’ll stop wasting food
✔️ I’ll behave like a gentleman
Even the officers were nodding like church elders. 🙌😂

Policewoman then gave me her number and said,
“If he misbehaves again, call me. We will come with patrol van.”
That was it.
That was victory’s salvation moment. 🤣🤣🤣
My people… when we reached home, this same boy collected my bag like he was my personal assistant.
This morning he woke up early, did chores without being told, greeting me like chairman of local government, asking what he can help me carry.

Transformation that SHOCKED me!
Police station ministry is effective 😭😂
From now on, any child that wants to stress me…
I know the address of the nearest police station.
😂

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