Novel and story

13/10/2023

THE PREGNANCY PRANK 1⃣

I was madly in love with my 3 boyfriends, I loved 3 of them equally, the love I had for those guys was unexplainable, they were all super caring, lovely and romantic, I dated 3 of them without them knowing each other
But I was looking for a way(s) to break up with 2 so that I could settle down with one,
I tested those boys in countless ways but they all passed my tests excellently, I became super confused
One day, I got a very cool plans
That day, I went to my Aunty who was a Doctor, I explained everything to her and pleaded with her badly to give me a fake pregnancy test result, she granted my request

When I got home,
I called one of my boyfriends, Michael to come to my area because I had something very important to discuss with him,
A few moments later, he came

Me: Michael be sincere to me do you truly love me?

Michael: Babe I swear with my life, I love you so much, the love and feelings I have for you are beyond comparison, and nothing on earth can change my love for you, I am willing to do anything to make you happy.

Me: Awwwnnn, you just made me feel so special

Micheal: Of course you are extra-special
Me: Babe would you stand by me during my hard time?

Michael: I can guarantee you that 100 per cent, remember I love you unconditionally

Me: Can I tell you something?

Michael: Pretty sure, go ahead, am all ears baby

Me: Babe I actually missed my period and I went to the Hospital to check if what I was thinking was true here are the test results,
After he checked the results,
Michael: Babe you're pregnant? How? When? I don't understand

Me: Babe that's not the question you should ask me now

Michael: Okay what do you want us to do at this Juncture? because am confused,

Me: I don't know, suggest what we should do na
Michael: Babe hold on please, let me make this call
Me: Alright baby

Micheal: Hello brother have you reached that park that I told you, okay wait for me I dey come,

After he finis

07/10/2023

What happened that Night

Episode 12............................................................................

I k!lled my husband, now I am been tormented by his cult group. I have been a terrible person, A terrible mother. But my child doesn't deserve to suffer for my sins.

Maybe I made a mistake for keeping her, for keeping the pregnancy. I should have abørted her as my parents demanded. She wouldn't have been in this wicked world. Amaka said with tears in her eyes.

Amaka already sat down on the bed in the bedroom as Precious was with her. Precious held her hands. Maybe you have done so many terrible things in your past as you said, but there is one good thing which you did and I'm proud of you for that. That is keeping Divine. I'm proud of you for not abørting Divine. You are a strong woman and this too Shall pass, you would overcome this, we would overcome this. Precious said.

How? How? Amaka asked. I have suffered. My sufferings started the day I decided to keep my child. she said. Be strong. Precious said.

Precious didn't know What to do or say, rather give Amaka words of encouragement. So you are going to your parents? Precious finally asked as she broke the silence in the room. She knew it was really a hard time for Amaka.

Yes. At least let divine meet them. Its been a trying time for me. She need them now. Amaka said. Hm. Okay. Precious said.

Precious left the room and Amaka was all alone in the bed room.

She took a frame of John's picture and rubbed it gently. Tears dropped from her eyes and dropped on the Frame glass. What did I ever do to you John? She spoke to the picture weeping gently before it turned profusely.

Why would you put me in this condition? Why do you want me to suffer? What did I ever do to you? She said again and immediately threw the frame on the mirror and it shattered into many pieces with the mirror.

Immediately Divine came into the room and stood still on seeing her mother's reaction. Aunty precious has gone to her

07/10/2023

Some Of Nigerian Old School Classics

1) Bobby Benson - Taxi Driver
2). Water no Get Enemy – Fela Kuti
3) Mammy water – Sir victor Uwaifo
4) Cardinal Rex Lawson - Jolly Papa
5) Wrinkars Experience – Fuel For Love
6) African Style- Bright Chimezie
7) Fire in soweto – Sonny Okosun
8)Papa’s Land – Sonny Okosun
9) Ebenezer Obey - Edumare soro mi dayo
10)Joromi – Victor Uwaifo
11)Time na Money – Mike Okri
12)Lady – Fela Kuti
13) Oko mi ye – Stella Monye
14) Happy Birthday – Evi Edna Ogoli Okosi
15) Send down the Rain: Majek Fashek
16) Aparo – Tunji Oyelana
17) Peoples Club – Oliver De Coque
18) Ngozi – Felix Liberty
19) Whats gonna be gonna – Bongos Ikwe
20) I love my country – Tunji Oyelana & Wole Soyinka
21) Osondi owendi – Osadebe
22)Eddie okonta - Sawa Sawa
23) Sweet Mother – Prince Nico Mbarga
24) Baby Jowo – Dr Victor Olaiya
25) Ise aje - I.K. Dairo
26) Veno Marioghae – Nigeria Go Survive
27) Ketekete – Ebenezer Obey
28) Funmi Adams - Nigeria is my County
29)Dele Ojo - Iya ni wura
30)Ina Ran - Haruna Ishola & His Apala Group
31)Oriental brother's - Chi Awu Out
32)Hubert Ogunde - Oni Moto
33)I need someone – Kris Okotie
34) Oby Onyioha - I Want to Feel Your Love
35)Ever Liked My Person - Christie Essien Igbokwe
36)Biri Ka Mbiri, Pt. 3 - Chief Dr. Oliver De Coque
37) Lorine Okotie - Love Medicine
38) Asiko – Tyna Onwudiwe
39) Ayinla Omowura – National Census 1973
40)Dora Ifudu - When Will it Be Right Time
41)It's Time For Juju Music - Admiral Dele Abiodun
42) Iya mi – Christien essien Igbokwe
43)Omo Ode De - Emperor Pick Peters
44)Ololufe Mi - Orlando Julius Ekemode
45)CAC choir - Odun lo sopin o
46)Ace – Shina Peters
47)Roy Chicago - Olowo Gba'ya Ole
48) Iyawo Asiko – Orlando Owoh
49)Mike Ejeagha - Ome Ka Agu
50) One Love – Onyeka Owenu
51)Make Nigeria Better – KSA and Nigerian All stars
52) Iwaju lokan mi – KSA
53)Identity - Oliver De Coque
54) Rumba style – Ras Kimono
55) Heart of stone – Oritz Wiliki
56) Rosie – Blakky
57)Cock crow at dawn – Bongos

07/10/2023

Jokes for you 🤦😂

1. Welcome to Nigeria where someone will wear a T-shirt written RIP to visit someone in the hospital😂😢🙆‍♂️

2. Welcome to Nigeria where a guy will remove his earpiece so as to stare a lady's buttocks😭🤦🏻‍♀🙆🏼‍♀

3. Welcome to Nigeria where a mother will ask her son to unplug his phone of 3% and plug her own phone of 87%😂🏃🏼

4. Welcome to Nigeria where a guy will buy his gf spark 4, meanwhile he is using NOKIA TORCH tighed with rubber band🙆🏼‍♀😭🙆‍♂️

5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will see a mād man controlling traffic, and normal people are obeying😃😄🤭

6. Welcome to Nigeria where a graduate who studied medicine will end up being a plumber🤭🙆🏼‍♀

7. Welcome to Nigeria where a guy will bring out his cloths to wash, and end up keeping jeans out without washing them thinking that they are clean😂💁‍♂️🙆‍♂️

8. Welcome to Nigeria where people will go to a burial, cry, and still carry their food like say tomorrow no Dey😅🤦🏻‍♀🙆‍♂️

9. Welcome to Nigeria where people reduces the volume of the TV, to smell if something is burning 🤭🙄🙆‍♂️

10. Welcome to Nigeria where ugly people are accused of messing when it is someone else😭🤦🏻‍♀🙆🏼‍♀

11. Welcome to Nigeria where girls uses Emoji to shave their ampit🤣🙄🙆🏼‍♀🏃🏼

12. Welcome to Nigeria where people will read your post, Sabinizer comedy without fôllowing you up 😭

Please don't go without fôllowing 👉Oluwa Micheal

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07/10/2023

Don't Marry because of S*X

Don't Marry because u are getting OLD

Don't Marry because u are of AGE

Don't Marry because u are LONELY

Don't Marry because u need someone to support you FINANCIALLY

Don't Marry because u got PREGNANT for him

Don't Marry because u don't want to LOSE the PERSON, Don't marry because of Family PRESSURES.

Don't Marry because u like the IDEA of MARRIAGE

Don't Marry because of PITY or out of PITY

Don't Marry because of TRIBE

Don't Marry because u admire WEDDING GOWNS you see,

Don't Marry because u love KIDS

Don't Marry because all your friends are getting MARRIED

Don't Marry because of Physical/ Academic Qualifications

!!But!
.....,.Marry your best friend that have a pure heart and True love❤️ inclusive and to FULFILL DESTINY..
.....I pray to God 🙏 Almighty to give the best life partner to as many who truly desire to marry with the right motives...

07/10/2023

TEARS OF A PREGNANT VIRGIN

Episode 23

A young woman also came out to welcome them,

"I have seen this face before, but where?" Joy wondered as she beheld the woman walking up to them.

"Good evening sir," She greeted Mr. Steve when she had gotten closer enough.

"Oo! Mama, I have told you not to greet me, I should be the one greeting you please, " Mr Steve's face looked so unpleasant as he said that.

"But you know you're like a husband and even a father to me." The woman protested.

"Let's just keep this matter aside for now, please meet......"
Mr. Steve stammered because he couldn't fathom what to even call Joy, he was still thinking of what to say when the woman walked past him and went to Joy.

When their eyes met, they froze and stared at each other before the young woman moved closer,
"Good evening ma'am, "Joy greeted.

"How are you doing my daughter?"
She asked and carried the baby from her.

"I'm fine ma'am, what about you?"
Joy asked.

"Who would ever be unfine in the house of a fine savior like him?"
She replied and they all giggled.

"You are just as beautiful as your mother." She said to the new baby and Joy blushed.

"Please let's go in." Mr Steve uttered.

"Welcome to my house, " He said to Joy as they arrived in the living room.

Joy didn't hear what he said, she was stunned by what she saw,
"Are you sure I'm not in heaven?"
She asked in amazement and they laughed uncontrollably.

"That was just the same question I asked the first time I got here."
The woman added and they laughed even more.

Well, Joy was not to be blamed because the house really looked a little like heaven, the design looked so classy,
The painting, table, everything was just wow!

"Mama, what do we have in the house?" Mr. Steve asked as they settled on the classy couch that must have cost millions.

"You should have said what you want to eat rather than asking what we have." The woman corrected.

"Just give me what you have, I'm okay with anything, but first and foremost, we

06/10/2023

😂😂😂

When Nollywood actors are caught in bed with another woman by their wives, here is what some of them will say..

Ramsey Noah :
"I am sorry dear. I can assure you it is not what you think. I can explain"

John Okafor(Mr Ibu) :
"Na my village people. You know me nah. You know say I no fit do that kind thing. Na my Nkanu masquerade dey pursue me"

Pete Edochie :
"The bird that thinks it owns the sky has never been hit by the broom of a witch. Breathe a word of what happened here to another soul and I'll show you what fire does to the ears of a rat"

Chiwetalu Agu :
"Ekwensu eromancia mammy water! You are an old school. You don't know how to do. She knows how to do. I did it with her. Why are you angry?"

Nkem Owoh(Osụọfia) :
"I said it. This is a set up. So,you set me up with your best friend. If not,why was she seducing me? How did you manage to find us here? I said it that you are an evil woman. Don't worry, when we get to the ụmụnna,you'll explain to them what your best friend that you introduced to me is doing on our matrimonial bed"

Olu Jacobs :
"Now,I am sorry. I'll give you a cheque of #10 million. Take it and go shopping with it. I'll also buy you a new car. Make sure it helps you forget whatever it is you saw here"

Charles Awurum :
"Na this witch oh. She talk say my wife no fit match her for bedroom activities. Talk say na she be the best. That my wife still be a learner. I don tell am say my wife dey do pass her,but she no gree. Na im I talk say make I do am with her to prove her wrong"

Francis Odega :
"Honey,I fit swear with my life say I no know say this woman no be you. How come una two resemble so? Nawaoh! Na when I dey on top the thing I come begin wonder say my wife thing no dey ever sound so. My wife own na kpaa kpaa kpaa. But this one dey sound fukum fukum fukum. Na the thing I just dey wonder before you come open door"

Tony Umez :
"I am sorry, duurling"

20/09/2023

Your husband reject food over a misunderstanding and went to bed hungry as a good wife what will u do?
😀😂

13/05/2023

Amazing

13/05/2023

Girls imagine a guy mistakenly entered Ur bathroom while bathing, what will u do
😀😎🔊

13/05/2023

13/05/2023

Laugh 😆😂😀🤣😀🤣😀🤣😀
1. "I started as a thief, now I have my own police station..."
😒Motivational speakers well done o🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️

2.Emmanuel:God is with us
Emmanuella:God is with us Wella 🤟🤟🤟🤟

3. When the relationship👩‍❤️‍👨 ends....the competition of who can pretend to be happier on social media begins😂😂

4. welcome to Nigeria
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Where "how is your sister"
Means something else😐🤲

5. If they forget about you😒, Forget about them too🙄
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You didn't come to this life to be anyone's memory card 😒🧘🏽‍♂️

6. What is village people? Village people😂😂😂😂is when you have have been working for over a month and it's Time to collect salary boom then they sack you!😂😂😂😂😂

7. can we talk on WhatsApp?"
What are we doing on Facebook?
Singing?🤔

8. If person toast you, your own na to answer whether Yes or No. No dey ask "what about your girlfriend".. abi you wan poison her?! 🙄

9. Waist bead na for slim girls 🙃
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Fat girls should use tires 😂😂

10. U tell other people to make themselves comfortable buh bcus I no get money u tell me say make I find place sit down 😔

11. The problem with some people is that they will read your jokes and refuse to react and follow my profile for more hahaha😂😂😂. Diaris God oooooo 😪😪😪
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