10/04/2026
📣🐶 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT – ALLEY DOGS PREMIER LEAGUE 🐶📣
Hear ye! Hear ye! Coaches, killers, and concerned apothecaries!
The Alley Dogs Premier League is officially underway — where the turf is cheap, the fouls are frequent, and the referees have very flexible moral standards.
This season promises:
Unnecessary violence (the best kind)
Questionable coaching decisions
At least three “accidental” chainsaw incidents
And one goblin who absolutely swears he can land that jump this time
The Alley Dogs have been unleashed, and there will be:
🦴 Bones broken
🦴 Egos shattered
🦴 Possibly an entire Skaven roster missing by Week 3
Our medical staff have confirmed they are “ready-ish.”
Our referees have confirmed they are “watching selectively.”
Our sponsors have confirmed they “regret nothing.”
To all teams entering the pitch: Sharpen your cleats.
Bribe your refs.
Update your will.
Because in the Alley Dogs Premier League, every drive matters…
… and every player is technically replaceable.
Let the dogs out.