A List Lures, LLC.

A List Lures, LLC. A business created to combine fishing and political humor to ease the political division in America. Collect them all!

The most talked about fishing lures on the planet and they actually catch fish.

09/04/2026

Your buddy: “Trust me, it’s an easy spot.”
The spot: 4 miles in, three creek crossings, questionable terrain, and a strong possibility nobody finds your body. 😂
But then he says they’re crushing topwater…
Fine. Lead the way. 🎣💥
The things we’ll do for a good topwater bite.

09/02/2026

Every time someone says,

"That lure won't catch fish."

We smile.

Because bass don't care what the lure is called.

They care about action.

Throw it.
Work it.
Let the blowups settle the argument.

Sometimes the best way to win a fishing debate isn't with words...

It's with a fish.

09/01/2026

Every fishing group has that one buddy who brings something completely unexpected.

Then he pulls out the A-List Trump Topwater and suddenly everybody has to stop and look.

It’s funny. It’s bold. It’s definitely not blending in.
But once it hits the water, the only question is…

Would you throw it?

When you’re trying to act normal… but mentally you’re still watching that topwater get DESTROYED. 😂💥🎣Some bites stick wi...
08/29/2026

When you’re trying to act normal… but mentally you’re still watching that topwater get DESTROYED. 😂💥🎣
Some bites stick with you longer than others.
And somehow they always lead to the same thought:
“I should probably go fishing.”
🎣 A-List Lures — keeping topwater on your mind.

08/28/2026

You can make 100 casts with nothing happening…

Then the water ERUPTS and suddenly every cast was worth it. 😂

That split second before a bass absolutely destroys a topwater?

Yeah… we’ve been waiting for that moment all our lives.

Turn it up. Tie one on. Keep casting.

08/27/2026

“What are you thinking about?”

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing…

Except watching a bass ANNIHILATE a topwater for the 47th time in my head. 💥🎣

Some people have important thoughts.
We have topwater blowups.

A-List Lures — permanently taking up space in the fishing brain.

08/27/2026

You’ve seen plenty of topwater lures… but probably not like these.

A-List Lures are built for the angler who wants something different in the tackle box. They’re funny, they’re a conversation starter, and yes — they’re made to get hit on the water.

Perfect for the fishing buddy who already has everything, the gift buyer looking for something unique, or the angler who likes a little dock talk before the first cast.

Would you throw one of these? 👀

Get yours here 👉 https://f.mtr.cool/suoovfeqdx

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08/25/2026

I DID say a few hours…
But in my defense, the bass started crushing topwater. 🤷‍♂️🎣💥
You can’t just leave during a bite like that. Those are the rules.
Looks like dinner plans are getting pushed back again. 😂
Trump Topwater tied on. Priorities adjusted.

08/24/2026

Wait for the blowup… 💥
This Trump topwater lure just got absolutely smoked.

Whether you’re throwing it for laughs, reactions, or big surface strikes, this one belongs in the tackle box. Funny enough to show your buddies. Legit enough to fish.

👉 Click here to grab yours: https://f.mtr.cool/slqgiczwqj

08/22/2026

Could be 30 minutes away. Could be across town. Could’ve just sat down for dinner.
Doesn’t matter.
Somebody says “they’re hitting topwater” and suddenly I’m breaking personal records getting to the water. 🏃💨🎣
Grab the Trump Topwater. We got somewhere to be.

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Angleton, TX

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Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm
Sunday 9am - 5pm

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+12182609343

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