Chaotic Rebel Co

09/15/2026

❄️ CUSTOM ORDER: CRUISING INTO CHAOS 🚢

Another custom order out the door! 💙

This time it was custom badge reels for a cruise crew! 🛳️ Each one was made a little different with wintery characters, coordinating beads, and initials so everyone had their own.

Because obviously you can’t just go on a cruise… you need matching-ish badge reels for the occasion. 😂

Penguins, polar bears, snowmen, yetis, reindeer—this little crew had it all. ❄️🐧🦌

Have a trip, girls’ weekend, work crew, family event, or other occasion coming up? Custom group orders are absolutely a thing over here. 💜🖤

Matching is cute. Matching with a little personality is better. 😏

09/15/2026

Can do bulk custom orders as well! Message me for more details!

09/15/2026

🦏 CUSTOM ORDER: RHINO EDITION 🦏

This one was a little extra special. 💙

30 custom Rhino keychains were made for the Rhinos—past and present—who worked alongside my husband over the past several years.

They were given out during training and to special attendees as a little keepsake for the people who had been part of the Rhino crew along the way. 🦏

And while they all coordinated, each one was slightly different—because apparently making the exact same thing 30 times would’ve been way too normal for Chaotic Rebel. 😂

By Rhino #17, I was basically running a one-woman assembly line.

One of my favorite bulk custom orders so far—and a pretty cool one to have had a small part in. 💜🖤

Need something custom for your unit, team, coworkers, organization, event, or group? I can do bulk orders too!

09/14/2026

🎂🚨 WEEK 3: THE BIRTHDAY CHAOS IS ESCALATING 🚨🎂

Remember when I said the closer we get to September 30th, the worse my financial decisions would get?

Wellllll… here we are. 😂💜

🔥 SEPTEMBER 14–20 🔥

✨ BUY 3, GET THE 4TH FREE! ✨

Yep. Pick THREE ready-to-ship items and I’ll give you the FOURTH one FREE. Because apparently turning another year older also means forgetting how running a business works. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

💜 Mix & match ready-to-ship items
💜 Lowest-priced item is FREE
💜 Custom orders excluded
💜 Cannot be combined with other offers

And just a reminder… we still have TWO WEEKS until my actual birthday. 😈

So if THIS is Week 3…

You should probably be concerned about what’s coming next. 😂

🚨 And don’t forget—the random FLASH SALES can still pop up with ZERO warning.

Grab your favorites before somebody else does!

💜 CHAOTIC REBEL CO. 💜
Small business. Big chaos.

09/08/2026

⚠️ FAIR WARNING: I might be completely outta pocket this week. ⚠️

Will I overshare? Probably.
Will I post too much? Absolutely.
Will I make questionable decisions and call them “birthday month activities”? Without hesitation. 😂💜

There may be random posts. Unnecessary updates. Dramatic announcements. Possibly a birthday-related spiral or two. Who knows? Not me.

But while I’m out here choosing chaos, causing problems, and celebrating like I personally invented birthdays, don’t forget this week’s BIRTHDAY SPECIAL! 🎂

🔥 SEPTEMBER 7–13 🔥
Buy 3 → Save $5 💸

ANDDDD… 👀
Keep your eyes glued to the page because FLASH SALES can and WILL happen with little to no warning. ⚡️

No schedule. No warning. No adult supervision. Just vibes, discounts, and birthday-induced poor business decisions. 😂

Basically… stay close, Rebels.
Turn on your notifications. Tell your friends. Hide your wallets. Maybe don’t hide them too well, though. 😈

This week could get weird.
This week could get loud.
This week could get aggressively birthday-themed. 🎉💜

You’ve been warned.

09/07/2026

🎂💥 BIRTHDAY MONTH CHAOS: WEEK TWO 💥🎂

Apparently getting older means I get to make up sales all month long. 😂 And I fully intend to abuse that privilege.

🔥 SEPTEMBER 7–13 🔥
BUY 3 → SAVE $5 💸

Three keychains? Save $5.
Three badge reels? Save $5.
Three bookmarks? Save $5.
Three things you absolutely did NOT need but suddenly cannot live without? SAVE. FIVE. DOLLARS. 😂

Basically, this is your sign to stop trying to choose just one. 😈

📩 Message me to claim yours!

And remember…we’re only on Week 2.
The birthday chaos has barely started. 🥳😏

🖤 Chaotic Rebel Co.

09/06/2026

✨TODAY✨ is the last day to take advantage of THIS DEAL! 💜

Stayed tuned for a new deal tomorrow! 😁

🎂💜 SEPTEMBER = BIRTHDAY MONTH CHAOS 💜🎂

My birthday is September 30th, and apparently I’ve decided that means YOU get presents all month long. 😂

But because this is Chaotic Rebel Co., we’re not doing some boring little month-long sale.

Oh no.

🔥 THE CLOSER WE GET TO MY BIRTHDAY, THE WORSE MY FINANCIAL DECISIONS GET. 🔥

Every week in September, the deal gets a little better.

A little more questionable.

A little more chaotic. 😈

And I’m NOT telling y’all what’s coming next.

You’ll just have to stick around and watch this spiral unfold. 😂

🎈 SEPTEMBER 1–6: WE’RE STILL BEHAVING 🎈

💜 BUY 2, SAVE $2 💜

Not too crazy.
Very responsible.
Very reasonable.

Enjoy it while it lasts because I make absolutely NO promises about my decision-making as September 30th gets closer. 👀😂

AND because apparently planned chaos isn’t enough…

🚨 RANDOM FLASH SALES may pop up throughout the month with ZERO warning.

Could be a discount.
Could be a freebie.
Could be free shipping.
Could be me making terrible business decisions at 10 PM.

WHO KNOWS. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

All I’m saying is…

👀 Keep an eye on the page.
🎂 My birthday is September 30th.
😈 And the chaos officially starts NOW.

Happy Birthday Month to ME…
Happy Questionable Shopping Decisions to YOU. 💜😂

09/01/2026

🎂💜 SEPTEMBER = BIRTHDAY MONTH CHAOS 💜🎂

My birthday is September 30th, and apparently I’ve decided that means YOU get presents all month long. 😂

But because this is Chaotic Rebel Co., we’re not doing some boring little month-long sale.

Oh no.

🔥 THE CLOSER WE GET TO MY BIRTHDAY, THE WORSE MY FINANCIAL DECISIONS GET. 🔥

Every week in September, the deal gets a little better.

A little more questionable.

A little more chaotic. 😈

And I’m NOT telling y’all what’s coming next.

You’ll just have to stick around and watch this spiral unfold. 😂

🎈 SEPTEMBER 1–6: WE’RE STILL BEHAVING 🎈

💜 BUY 2, SAVE $2 💜

Not too crazy.
Very responsible.
Very reasonable.

Enjoy it while it lasts because I make absolutely NO promises about my decision-making as September 30th gets closer. 👀😂

AND because apparently planned chaos isn’t enough…

🚨 RANDOM FLASH SALES may pop up throughout the month with ZERO warning.

Could be a discount.
Could be a freebie.
Could be free shipping.
Could be me making terrible business decisions at 10 PM.

WHO KNOWS. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

All I’m saying is…

👀 Keep an eye on the page.
🎂 My birthday is September 30th.
😈 And the chaos officially starts NOW.

Happy Birthday Month to ME…
Happy Questionable Shopping Decisions to YOU. 💜😂

08/30/2026

🏈🏀⚾️🥎🏐⚽️🎾 SPORTS FOCALS — RESHARE because apparently I refuse to let y’all forget these exist. 😂

Football. Basketball. Baseball. Softball. Soccer. Volleyball. Tennis. Pickleball. And a few that fall under the highly organized category of “miscellaneous sports chaos.” 🤷‍♀️

Perfect for keychains, badge reels, bag charms… or whatever little creation we decide needs some team spirit. 😏

See one you need? Message me the sport + number and tell me what colors you want with it.

Don’t see your colors? ASK ME.
Want something custom? ASK ME.
Have a very specific idea that makes absolutely no sense until you explain it? Definitely ask me. 😂

I’ve got beads, I’ve got focals, and I’ve got questionable amounts of confidence that I can make your idea work. 💀

🏈 Football
🏀 Basketball
🥒 Pickleball
🎾 Tennis
⚽️ Soccer
🏐 Volleyball
⚾️ Baseball
🥎 Softball
🧢 Baseball Mama
⚾️🥎 Baseball/Softball
✨ Plus the random sporty things that refused to fit neatly into a category

Chaotic Rebel Co. — where “Can you make me something with this?” is basically my love language. 🖤💜

08/25/2026

🍂 Manifesting fall weather one keychain at a time… 🍁

Because apparently if I make enough fall things, Mother Nature will get the hint. 😂

Currently it’s approximately 1,000° outside, but mentally? I’m in a hoodie, drinking something pumpkin flavored, watching the leaves change. 🎃☕️

So while Texas continues to roast us alive… here’s a little fall cuteness to pretend cooler weather is on the way. 🤎🍂

Come on, FALL. We are READY for you. 🙌