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Harebrained! We make underwear for butts. Harebrained is three Chicagoans fueled by beer and puppies.
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Vote out politicians who offer thoughts and prayers and nothing else.
10/17/2026

Vote out politicians who offer thoughts and prayers and nothing else.

Just a reminder: if you see one of these delivery drivers on the sidewalk- don’t forget to give it a tip!
10/16/2026

Just a reminder: if you see one of these delivery drivers on the sidewalk- don’t forget to give it a tip!

These have been so popular that we were able to donate another $500 to ICIRR (bring our total to over $15k). So let’s go...
10/16/2026

These have been so popular that we were able to donate another $500 to ICIRR (bring our total to over $15k). So let’s go ahead and expand the series some more- which city/state should we do next?

I made a super small amount of stickers- $1 of each sticker sold goes to ICIRR !
10/15/2026

I made a super small amount of stickers- $1 of each sticker sold goes to ICIRR !

People think I’m hating on Indiana and Ohio with these “Hell Is Real” stickers, but I’m not. I’m just letting people kno...
10/14/2026

People think I’m hating on Indiana and Ohio with these “Hell Is Real” stickers, but I’m not. I’m just letting people know where they can go do some sightseeing for billboards like these.

Time to warm up your iron, because we just added a bunch of iron-on patches to the site! Patches are one of the more pop...
10/14/2026

Time to warm up your iron, because we just added a bunch of iron-on patches to the site! Patches are one of the more popular requests that we’ve gotten over the years so we hope you like them!

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? You stop by your favorite hot doggery and buy a dozen. You’re carrying them home but you ...
10/13/2026

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? You stop by your favorite hot doggery and buy a dozen. You’re carrying them home but you only got two hands so they all start dropping onto the street? THERES GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!

Introducing the Got That Dog In Me tote! It can hold at least twelve hot dogs, maybe 40. Don’t delay, call now!

This new sticker is just my style.
10/13/2026

This new sticker is just my style.

Go Chorizo!
10/12/2026

Go Chorizo!

Christopher Columbus sucked. Celebrate a true Italian icon today: the Italian Beef.
10/12/2026

Christopher Columbus sucked. Celebrate a true Italian icon today: the Italian Beef.

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