Age Hams

Age Hams we mail your friends and family unforgettable, unique (and often weird) greeting cards with tiny pig friends we are age hams so much
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06/15/2026

okey so this card says thank yooh for being my dad which is a pretty direct report to a dad

some dads have been doing dad work such as carrying one grocery bag with every item in it and saying nooh i got it when they maybe do not got it

we respect the effort and also the bag could break

okey moving on this great card also comes with three small pigs for nooh reason and those small pigs are called age hams*

it is a small gift and people smile when they get it

only $7.99 and we even mail it for yooh - the post office is sometimes not fun and we would never make yooh go there

order this dad card here:
https://agehams.com/thank-yooh-for-being-my-dad/

also pinned on our profile is a nice video showing our product in full ie like an unboxing ie and yooh will like watching that thank yooh

*please check on the grocery bag if this reminded yooh of a dad

06/14/2026

okey so this birthday card says it is from the maples family

yooh do not need to be in the maples family. the person getting it does not need to know the maples family. the maples family does not need to return our calls at this time.

this is how some birthdays receive a small question in the mail

okey moving on this great card also comes with three small pigs for nooh reason and those small pigs are called age hams*

it is a small gift and people smile when they get it

only $7.99 and we even mail it for yooh - the post office is sometimes not fun and we would never make yooh go there

order this birthday card here:
https://agehams.com/happy-birthday-from-the-maples-family/

also pinned on our profile is a nice video showing our product in full ie like an unboxing ie and yooh will like watching that thank yooh

*we are not currently accepting maples family genealogy documents

06/13/2026

okey so today we are reviewing which spoon is allowed to stand near the pigs

the fork has asked why it was not included and we are not ready to reward that attitude

this is a greeting card company but sometimes a spoon makes the room complicated

okey moving on this great card also comes with three small pigs for nooh reason and those small pigs are called age hams*

it is a small gift and people smile when they get it

also pinned on our profile is a nice video showing our product in full ie like an unboxing ie and yooh will like watching that thank yooh

*the spoon has not been hired

06/12/2026

okey so this card is asking someone to text yooh a selfie this minute right now

not next week. not after the haircut. not once the lighting becomes emotionally ready.

this minute is right now and we respect a card that understands time

okey moving on this great card also comes with three small pigs for nooh reason and those small pigs are called age hams*

it is a small gift and people smile when they get it

only $7.99 and we even mail it for yooh - the post office is sometimes not fun and we would never make yooh go there

order this card here:
https://agehams.com/this-minute-right-now-text-me-a-selfie/

also pinned on our profile is a nice video showing our product in full ie like an unboxing ie and yooh will like watching that thank yooh

*we do not grade selfies unless a committee is formed later

06/11/2026

okey so today we are reviewing the turtle call process because this card has a phone number and phone numbers create behavior

one question is whether turtle calls should be handled before lunch or after lunch

another question is whether the turtle needs a headset and please do not answer too fast because we have not budgeted for turtle headsets

okey moving on this great card also comes with three small pigs for nooh reason and those small pigs are called age hams*

it is a small gift and people smile when they get it

only $7.99 and we even mail it for yooh - the post office is sometimes not fun and we would never make yooh go there

order the turtle card here:
https://agehams.com/call-this-number-to-talk-to-a-turtle/

also pinned on our profile is a nice video showing our product in full ie like an unboxing ie and yooh will like watching that thank yooh

*the turtle headset issue is still in process

06/10/2026

okey so this card is for someone who owns a phone and then acts like the phone is a decorative rectangle

yooh send a text and the text goes somewhere private and we do not know if there is furniture there

that is why the mail may need to enter the conversation with a card and three small pigs

okey moving on this great card also comes with three small pigs for nooh reason and those small pigs are called age hams*

it is a small gift and people smile when they get it

only $7.99 and we even mail it for yooh - the post office is sometimes not fun and we would never make yooh go there

order this card here:
https://agehams.com/mailed-yooh-this-because-yooh-never-text-me-back/

also pinned on our profile is a nice video showing our product in full ie like an unboxing ie and yooh will like watching that thank yooh

*we cannot guarantee they will text back but at least now the mailbox knows

06/09/2026

okey so this card has a real phone number on it and that number lets someone talk to a turtle

we did not make that sentence smaller because the sentence is already doing its best

some people call the turtle and leave voicemails and then we all have to live in a world where that happened

okey moving on this great card also comes with three small pigs for nooh reason and those small pigs are called age hams*

it is a small gift and people smile when they get it

only $7.99 and we even mail it for yooh - the post office is sometimes not fun and we would never make yooh go there

order the turtle card here:
https://agehams.com/call-this-number-to-talk-to-a-turtle/

also pinned on our profile is a nice video showing our product in full ie like an unboxing ie and yooh will like watching that thank yooh

*the turtle has not asked us to describe its office chair

06/09/2026

okey so father day is june 21 and this card says happy father's day right on the front because some of us cannot be trusted to remember which sunday is doing that

this card is for a dad who might be in a garage right now looking for a flashlight he bought in 2009

we hope he finds it but that is between him and the garage

okey moving on this great card also comes with three small pigs for nooh reason and those small pigs are called age hams*

it is a small gift and people smile when they get it

only $7.99 and we even mail it for yooh - the post office is sometimes not fun and we would never make yooh go there

order this father day card here:
https://agehams.com/happy-father-s-day-june-21/

also pinned on our profile is a nice video showing our product in full ie like an unboxing ie and yooh will like watching that thank yooh

*we cannot help with the flashlight because we are a card company

06/07/2026

how are yooh so good at doing yogas please let us know thank yooh

06/06/2026

okey so warren received this card and the card and it was right at his special breakfast time when he was doing eggs into his mouth

warren loves those eggs how does that make yooh feel

okey moving on this great card also comes with three small pigs for nooh reason and those small pigs are called age hams*

it is a small gift and people smile when they get it

only $7.99 and we even mail it for yooh - the post office is sometimes not fun and we would never make yooh go there

just order on our website the link is in our biography or profile or whatever or click here: https://agehams.com/find-all-six-differences-between-these-photos/

also pinned on our profile is a nice video showing our product in full ie like an unboxing ie and yooh will like watching that thank yooh

*we hope warren is still smiling and using usda eggs or however that goes

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