10/05/2026
Happy 😁 Monday. You have a 22-minute lunch. 🥗 Not twenty-two minutes to eat. 🚫Twenty-two minutes to eat, p*e, 💦check your email, answer a parent message, refill your water, and mentally prepare for the afternoon block that's going to test every ounce of patience you have left. 🤏
Your coffee is dead by 10:30. The Diet Coke in your desk drawer is warm. The vending machine has the same three options it's had since 2014, and none of them are getting you through sixth period with your voice intact and your composure still holding.
There's a reason one cup keeps showing up in the teacher's lounge. Then two. Then five. Then somebody brings it to the staff meeting and the whole table wants to know what's in it.
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