Sgt. Stitches Armory

08/13/2026

08/13/2026

🚨 HISTORY WAS MADE AT MOUNTAINSIDE TODAY! 🚨

And we got the VERY FIRST ONE on video. 🎥

Our attorney, and our next State Representative, Will Worsham came into Mountainside Outfitters today and purchased a suppressor, then walked right out the door with it!

✅ Standard background check
✅ Just like purchasing a firearm
✅ Approved
✅ Suppressor in hand
✅ WALKED OUT THE DOOR WITH IT TODAY.

No waiting months for approval before taking it home.

This is something we honestly weren't sure we'd ever get to see happen — and we're pretty damn excited that the first transaction at Mountainside, and likely the whole state, happened with Will Worsham! 🇺🇸

Watch the video. (Will be uploaded in a new post shortly...)

This is a day we're all going to remember. 🔥🇺🇸

08/13/2026

16' BILLBOARDS going up soon! 😎🔥

It’s time for us all to bring back good ol'-fashioned public shaming for being a sh*tty person. 🤷‍♂️

DON’T WANT YOUR FACE ON 16-FOOT BILLBOARDS?
It's pretty simple…
👉 DON’T STEAL. 👈

We decided if we’re going to make new signs, we might as well make sure EVERYBODY can see them. 😂

🏢 16-FOOT PERMANENT BILLBOARDS going up outside!
👀 8-FOOT PERMANENT SIGNS going up inside!

Our family and team work way too damn hard to let thieves walk in and take what isn’t theirs.

So if you decide to steal from Mountainside, you'll earn yourself VERY LARGE PORTRAITS on the wall, inside and outside. 📸🤣

And because we’re sure there's at least one more fool out there that's dumb enough to try, we even left room for the NEXT contestant! 🤦‍♂️😂

The signs are being made now and will be installed soon for ALL TO SEE! 🔥

08/13/2026

08/07/2026

Second arrest made after Fordland, Mo., gun store theft. https://www.ky3.com/2026/08/01/second-arrest-made-after-fordland-mo-gun-store-theft/