Apron String Confections

06/04/2026

Let's talk ingredients. I am a little (tongue in cheek, giggle, snort) okay okay I am very passionate about my ingredients. First blog post is up!

https://apronstringconfections.com/blog/ingredients-matter

06/03/2026

In case you needed a sign, this is your sign. 🪧

Take that Fluffernutter.
Put it on sourdough.
Slide it under the broiler for about a minute.
Then stand back and admire your life choices.

Because somewhere between the toasted marshmallow fluff, the warm peanut butter, and that perfectly crispy edge of bread, it stops being a sandwich and starts being a spiritual experience.

I cannot be held responsible for:
• Burned roofs of mouths
• Sticky fingers
• Crumbs in the bed
• The sudden urge to eat a second one

Proceed with caution. Or don’t.

🇺🇸 Fluffernutter season is officially open. 🇺🇸

06/02/2026

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05/31/2026

I’m a pickle, he’s a pickle, she’s a pickle we’re a pickle wouldn’t you like to be pickle too? Which reminds me, I still need to make the “Pickle Marshmallows”!

Friendly reminder: you’re not struggling. You’re marinating. 🥒🤍

05/31/2026

🚨 Public Service
Announcement 🚨

I almost forgot to snap a picture, which is probably the highest compliment a food can receive.

If you've picked up my Marshmallow Fluff at The Market at Long Green or The Painted Mill consider this your official sign to make a Fluffer-Nutter on fresh sourdough.

Toasted sourdough.Peanut butter.Marshmallow fluff.

That's it. That's the recipe. That's the post.

Somewhere between childhood nostalgia and "I should probably make another one," magic happens.

You're welcome. 😘

05/26/2026

✨ This Week’s Squishy Restock Lineup ✨

🤍 Vanilla Bean
The classic. The timeless. The “I’ll just have one” liar-maker.

🩷 Cotton Candy
Pure carnival chaos in marshmallow form. Zero regrets. Possibly sticky fingers.

🧡 Tangerine
Bright, citrusy, sunshine with a little sass.

❤️ Wild Cherry
She’s sweet… until the zing kicks in. Proceed accordingly.

🍯 The Bee’s Knees (Almond / Brown Sugar / Honey)
Warm almond, cozy brown sugar, local honey magic. Basically a cashmere sweater for your tastebuds.

🍓🍋 Strawberry Lemonade
Summer in a square. Pool float optional, but encouraged.

🍫🍓 Chocolate-Covered Strawberry Remix
We got a little wild with this one… rich chocolate marshmallow base, strawberry top layer, and chocolate shreds folded in because moderation felt boring.

Current mood: aggressively marshmallowing.
Which flavor are you grabbing first? 👀✨

You can grab them later this week at The Painted Mill and The Market at Long Green

05/25/2026

Happy Memorial Day! A day of remembrance for those who’ve made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom.

Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it. It flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it.

05/21/2026

Stars, stripes, and sugar highs.

Meet The Patriot ❤️🤍💙

Layers of raspberry, vanilla, and blueberry marshmallow fluffiness stacked together like freedom itself. Bold, sweet, and unapologetically American.

Honestly? If summer had a flavor, this might be it.

Perfect for backyard BBQs, fireworks, pool parties, cookouts, porch sittin’, and dramatically declaring your love for dessert.

Because nothing says 'Merica quite like red, white, and blue... in marshmallow form. 🇺🇸✨

Available in limited batches because liberty (and homemade marshmallows) takes time. The Market at Long Green The Painted Mill

05/21/2026

Listen. 👂

You don’t know what you don’t know until you know… and then once you know, you can’t unknow.

Which brings me to this life-altering public service announcement: RASPBERRY MARSHMALLOW.

Where has this information been all my life?
Who was withholding this from me?
Why am I only now discovering that raspberry + fluffy marshmallow = emotional support snack?

I have questions.
No answers.
Just marshmallows.

It's part of a concoction....say tuned. 📻

05/18/2026

Happy Monday!

Why isn’t the spork called a foon?

What other words make you scratch your head?