07/31/2026
Our July 2026 Employee of the Month is, for the third time running, Evan Berryman! He's done a great job hosting a game night, preparing for our next public event, and generally not having any competition for this semi-prestigious title! Evan's done so much. What can't he do? To answer that last question, here's a non-exhaustive list:
Play the oboe, achieve nuclear fusion, repair a PlayStation 2, run for President of the United States, understand French, work in a mine, quickly write a list of things he can't do, use generative AI, see the dress as white and gold, resist the urge to buy another box of H-E-B Chocolate Granola cereal, sing soprano, stop bouncing his leg while sitting, and more!
To see the fruits of what Evan can do, check out trulyhorriblethings.com
