Luisa Omielan

07/30/2026

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07/30/2026

I keep thinking about the animals in these wildfires. This is just a rant. I am so disturbed by us. What we continue to do and allow.

07/27/2026

I have just heard about Berlin. F**k you. F**k your hatred. F**k your bigotry. F**k your self loathing projected evil bu****it. Taking everybody else down with you. Hate is a growing cancer in our society. PRIDE is literally the rainbow in this miserable, twisted, repressive, self hating and annihilating world. Huge love to the whole community.

07/22/2026

Just thinking out loud. How you cannot buy love and respect but that is not the currency rn. We need a new currency.

07/21/2026

❤️❤️❤️❤️

07/21/2026

Are we all not bored of the playbook? The bs. Are we that stupid? Another prime minister and the same game continues. WE CAN DO BETTER. At this rate they gonna bring Boris back ffs.

07/21/2026

Just to let you know Bernie is a legend. We are still doing tests and needs more time but she is the bestest girl in the whole world and likes to travel to her appointments in style London! BLACK CAB. Because she is a legend and like me, v much misses being on stage. She says thank you very much for all the bananas! (Sign ups)

Protect animals and the world at all costs. FUNDAMENTAL.

and let's overthrow this corrupt political system that is bought by psychopaths treating us like we are stupid with the illusion of choice.

Dogs first. I swear down, if I was a billionaire...This, this would be my legacy.

07/13/2026

It would be like a Sunday early evening and I would go to the fridge and be like “there is nothing in it, I am starving!!!!” and you would be like, “Darling, please you are hardly starving” and then somehow come out 20 mins later with like an epic dinner and a homemade apple pie. It was like magic. Actual magic.

I had the coolest Mum, like you don’t even know. The best Mum. So loving, so gentle, so kind and soo good at like everything. She just knew everything.

9.

9 is a lot hey. 9 years is a long time.

My longer post is on my substack. If you wanna read about grief and Mumma's and Smeg fridges. I didn't want to put it all here. But I will say in case she doesn't know how to use it yet is

I love you Mumma. So much. And I miss you. Heaps.

07/12/2026

A huge thank you to everyone who joined my Patreon this week. I genuinely did not expect that Facebook post to have the impact it did.

More than 100 of you signed up, and we are now 924 members. Which is amazing. It honestly changes the projection for me. Not just as a comedian trying to get back to creating work, but as someone in the middle of healing.

I have such wonderful audiences. Thank you so much.

If you've been wondering how me and Bernie are doing, where I'm sharing the more personal updates, or you simply want to be part of what we're building, that's where you'll find us.

Thank you, you absolute legends ❤️ xx

07/11/2026

So sad to hear about Bonnie Tyler this week, her music was a a soundtrack to my younger years. Faster than the speed of Night is one of the best songs ever written, musically it has arguably the best hand banging bit. That and 'Lovers Again', 'Lost in France' 'Have you ever seen the rain', 'Getting So Excited' and 'More than a Lover' were some of my absolute Favs.

Faster than the speed of Night is a song I will play to all my musicians to prepare them for my Musical and how I want it to "sound"

5min 20 plus is INCOMPARABLE!

Love to you Bonnie Tyler and all her family. Thank you for the EPIC talent.

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