Smokin Tails

08/31/2026

Smokin Tails is excited to be back at our home town market this Saturday from 10AM-2PM at the Downtown Melbourne Farmers Market at Riverview Park!
We cant wait to see all our supporters and the awesome vendors that make this market so special!
See you Saturday!

08/30/2026

Today's the Day! Smokin Tails is back at Merritt Park Farmer’s Market today from 9AM-2PM! Stop in and get some snacks for you Sunday!

08/27/2026

08/27/2026

This Sunday we are so glad to be back at the Merritt Park Farmer’s Market on McLeod Street this Sunday from 9AM-2PM! We have stocked up on all your favorites.
Hot Sauces, Florida Fire Crackers and Smoked Mahi Fish Dip.
Come on out and see us, shop the market and enjoy the day!

08/24/2026

08/24/2026

As you know at Smokin Tails we love stickers and more then that, we love giving them away for free to our family, friends and followers.
We're torn on which one of these amazing designs by Express Signs and Shirts to pick. So we are letting our family, friends and followers decide!
#2 is our favorite drop you favorite in the comments and we will get them out ASAP!

08/24/2026

Our first Hot Honey Garlic and Hot Garlic Florida Fire Crackers are complete and going out for taste testing this week.
Key lime and Mango Habanero are next!
Want to try them?
We hope to debut Sunday the 30th, at the Merritt Park Farmer’s Market, Friday September 4th at the Viera Park Market & Food Trucks and September 5th at the Downtown Melbourne Farmer's Market at Riverview Park. We took some needed vacation time but we're back, so stop in to any of these amazing markets and say 👋.

08/11/2026

Smokin Tails is taking a few days off from the heat, but if your craving is getting the best of you we are stocked up at Rockledge Gardens.
Smoked Mahi Fish Dip, Hot Honey Garlic, Keylime Habanero, Mango Habanero and Hot Garlic sauces are loaded up!
Stop in enjoy the garden, smd pick up some goodies 😉

08/11/2026

Smokin Tails is excited to Launch our new Florida Fire Crackers. An twist on an old favorite for the beginning of Football Season. Spicey, zesty, baked saltines that complement our Smoked Mahi Fish Dip perfectly.
Coming soon to a market near you!

08/11/2026

Skye is looking for her forever home!

🚨🚨 ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY LISTEN UP BECAUSE WE’RE YELLING TODAY. 🚨🚨

When we post a PUPPY, y’all lose your MINDS. 😭
“ME! 🙋‍♀️”
“I WANT HER!”
“WHERE DO I APPLY?!”
“IS SHE AVAILABLE?!”
“OMG I NEED THIS BABY!!!”

Well GUESS WHAT?! 👏👏👏

SKYE NEEDS THAT SAME ENERGY. 📢📢📢

Skye is getting SPAYED FRIDAY ✂️ and after that, this queen will be looking for her FOREVER COUCH. 🛋️👑

Skye is 8 YEARS OLD, A GEMINI ♊️, AND A PUSHY ENGLISH BULLDOG. And we mean PUSHY. 😂

She is LARGE.
She is IN CHARGE.
She jumps up.
She has opinions.
She has absolutely NO plans to become a delicate little flower at the age of 8. 💅🏼

SHE IS WHAT SHE IS. 😂😂😂

We’d prefer a home without little kids, not because Skye is mean, but because this bulldozer has the spatial awareness of a shopping cart with one bad wheel. 💀 She will knock a child over and continue walking like nothing happened.

Her retirement plans are simple:

🛋️ YOUR COUCH.
❄️ YOUR AIR CONDITIONING.
🍗 YOUR SNACKS.
👑 HER RULES.

THAT’S IT.

And here’s where we’re gonna get PUSHY. 📢

SENIORS DO NOT GET THE ATTENTION PUPPIES GET, AND WE’RE SICK OF IT.

So if you’re reading this, SHARE SKYE.

Don’t just hit the little heart. ❤️
Don’t just say “she’s beautiful.”
Don’t tag your cousin’s neighbor’s hairdresser and disappear.

👉 SHARE. THE. DOG. 👈

Because somewhere out there is a person who wants an 8-year-old Gemini English Bulldog who is large, in charge, slightly bossy, and ready to spend her golden years professionally holding down a couch.

SHARE SKYE OR ELSE. 😤😂

Or else what???

We haven’t decided yet.

BUT DON’T TEST US. 😂😂😂📢

LET’S MAKE SKYE GO VIRAL.
🚨 SHARE 🚨 SHARE 🚨 SHARE 🚨

THE PUPPIES GET 500 COMMENTS. SKYE BETTER GET 500 SHARES.