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We are a candy gift box company! A division of Middlebury Sweets, Vermont's Largest Candy Store.

With over 20 years experience in the candy industry, we know how to bring you unique, new and classic candies right to your doorstep!

11/13/2026

🎄💊 **DR. FUNNY BONE IS IN... AND HE'S PRESCRIBING CHRISTMAS CHEER!** 🎅🤣

Is the holiday season already testing your patience? Are you surrounded by self-proclaimed experts? Or maybe you just need a little extra happiness in your life?

Well, GOOD NEWS! **Dr. Funny Bone has just what the doctor ordered!** 😂

Introducing our hilarious **Funny Bone Prescriptions™** from Middlebury Sweets!

These aren't your ordinary prescriptions! They're novelty bottles filled with delicious candy and a healthy dose of HUMOR! 🍬

💊 **Expert Repellent** – For those moments when everyone seems to know EVERYTHING! 🙄🤣

😊 **Happy Pills** – Because sometimes a little extra happiness is just what you need!

🎄 **Holiday Sanity Tablets** – For surviving Christmas shopping, tangled lights, endless wrapping, and the occasional family gathering! 😂

🤪 **Stupidity Blocker** – For those days when you wish common sense came in a bottle!

🎁 **AND THAT'S NOT ALL!** We've got even more hilarious prescriptions to choose from!

🎅 **PERFECT FOR:**

🎁 Stocking Stuffers

🤣 Secret Santa & White Elephant Gifts

💊 Coworkers, Friends & Family

🎄 Anyone who could use a good laugh this holiday season!

**WARNING:** Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, sudden candy cravings, and an overwhelming urge to buy one for EVERYONE on your Christmas list! 🤣🤣

❤️ **Give the gift of laughter AND something sweet this Christmas!**

📦 Shipping throughout the USA!

🛍️ **FILL YOUR PRESCRIPTION TODAY!**

https://shop.delivermesweets.com

🍭 **Deliver Me Sweets™ – We Cater to the Kid in You!**

11/11/2026

🦃💩 **TURKEY P**P — SO GOOD, YOU'LL GOBBLE IT UP!** 💩🦃

🍁 **GOBBLE, GOBBLE... WHAT'S THAT WOBBLE?!** 🤣

Looks like our Thanksgiving turkey has been leaving a few sweet surprises behind!

Introducing **TURKEY P**P!** One of our hilariously delicious Vermont Can O' P**p™ creations from Middlebury Sweets!

Don't worry, this turkey has excellent taste! 😉🤣

Each can is filled with colorful, crunchy, chocolatey **Peanut M&M's!** 🥜🍫

🎁 Looking for something fun to bring to Thanksgiving dinner?

Our Turkey P**p makes a hilarious hostess gift, a fun surprise for the kids, or the perfect conversation starter at the holiday table!

After all, why bring ordinary candy when you can bring **TURKEY P**P?!** 🤣🤣

🍬 **Good Old Green Mountain Doo!**

🛒 Grab your can before this turkey flies the coop!

👉 **https://shop.delivermesweets.com/products/turkey-p**p-peanut-m-ms**

❤️ **Deliver Me Sweets™ by Middlebury Sweets**

*Sweet Gifts. Big Smiles. Delivered!*

11/11/2026

🎄🎁 MAKE THEIR HOLIDAYS A LITTLE SWEETER! 🍫🍬

Looking for the perfect Christmas gift? Something sweet, something unique, or maybe something that will have them laughing before they even open it? 😂

Well, you've come to the right place!

At Deliver Me Sweets™, we believe gift-giving should be FUN, DELICIOUS, and anything but ordinary!

🎁 Candy Gift Boxes – Packed with sweet surprises for candy lovers of all ages!

💩 Can O' P**p™ – Because nothing says "Merry Christmas" quite like giving someone a can of p**p! 🤣

💊 Funny Bone Prescriptions™ – Just what the doctor ordered for a little holiday stress relief!

🍫 Handmade Chocolates – Delicious turtles, chocolate bark, peanut butter cups, and more!

Whether you're shopping for family, friends, coworkers, teachers, or that impossible-to-shop-for person on your list, we've got something to make their holiday a little sweeter!

🎅 Get a head start on your Christmas shopping! Our sweet and silly gifts are just a few clicks away, and we ship throughout the USA! 🇺🇸

🛍️ SHOP NOW: https://shop.delivermesweets.com

❤️ Deliver Me Sweets™ – We Cater to the Kid in You!

10/26/2026

It's the perfect season to send a little spooktacular treat! Order now and it may still arrive by Halloween! But if not, I don't think you'll hear any complaints! 🎃 Link to order in comments! 👇

10/21/2026

TIME FOR BOX #17 - Can't figure out which box is the best to choose? Try the candy box! It has gummy candy, chewy candy, sour candy, candy favorites & more! If you are looking for candy variety this is the box to pick! Check it out here: https://shop.delivermesweets.com/products/the-candy-gift-box

10/20/2026

TIME FOR BOX #16 - One things americans love to do is watch a good movie and nibble on popcorn and sweet treats! This box is great for anyone who enjoys a relaxing movie night at home! It includes plent of sweet treats and of course let's not forget the popcorn! Check it out here: https://shop.delivermesweets.com/products/the-movie-night-gift-box

10/19/2026

TIME FOR BOX #15 - Do you love fruity delicious stretchy candy! Is taffy the kind of candy you dream about? Know anyone who loves good old salt water taffy! Well this is the box for the taffy lover! Taffylicious is fun, colorful and full of stetchy chewy flavorful goodness!! The perfect gift fyour you or a loved one who loves the delicious variety and flavors of taffy. Check it out here: https://shop.delivermesweets.com/products/the-taffylicious-gift-box

10/18/2026

TIME FOR BOX #14 - Have A Ball! Why wouldn't malt balls be an amazing chocolate option! You have the creamy rich chocolate then that amazing cookie crunch in the center! So satisfying and so delicious! Well it's time to have a ball with a box full of a crazy amount & varieties of malt balls! Check it out here: https://shop.delivermesweets.com/products/have-a-ball-gift-box

10/17/2026

TIME FOR BOX #13! Nuts Over Chocolate! Has there ever been a more delicious pairing then chocolate and nuts? They were definately meant for each other! Do you kow someone that loves anything chocolate with nuts? This is the perfect gift for them! Find out more here: https://shop.delivermesweets.com/products/nuts-over-chocolate-gift-box

Address

1395 Route 7 S
Middlebury, VT
05753

Telephone

+18023884518

Website

http://www.delivermesweets.com/

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