Messie Jessie Tie-dye and crafts

09/25/2026

🐾 Sherbert’s Friday Report 🐾
TGIF.
Sherbert has officially clocked out.
No inspections. No responsibilities. No thoughts.
Just tiny teeth, pink beans, and aggressive levels of sleep.
Please direct all Friday business to Kyle. Sherbert is unavailable. 😂🐾 color your own this Saturday at Philosopher's Stone

09/24/2026

We have a couple spots left, sign up today!

🌈 ONLY 6 SPOTS LEFT!

Color Your Own Tie-Dye is happening THIS SATURDAY, September 26th at The Philosopher’s Stone in Medina!
Come pick your colors, create your own tie-dye, and let Jessie handle the Messie. 😏

👕 Youth S–Adult XL — $35
👕 2X–3X — $40
👕 4X–6X — $45

Prepay is preferred to reserve your spot, but if you're unable to prepay, you can pay when you arrive.

Only 6 spots left!

Message me for the signup link! 🌈

09/23/2026

Well, they're finally done. 🍄
MUSHROPE DECOR
Giant mushrooms made out of hand-dyed rope, with tie-dyed spots because obviously they needed some tie-dye. 😂
And these are officially a one-of-one creation because I can pretty confidently say I'm never making these fu***rs again. 😂
Soooo... who actually guessed mushrooms?
And what the hell did the rest of you think I was making? 😂

09/23/2026

🐾 Kyle & Sherbert’s Wednesday Report 🐾
Sherbert: “WEHA, KYLE! LET’S GO! YEE YEE!” 🤠🐎
Kyle: I fu***ng hate Wednesdays. 😑
Sherbert has apparently decided Kyle is his horse now.
Kyle did not agree to this arrangement. 😂

09/23/2026

Well, they're finally done. 🍄

MUSHROPE DECOR

Giant mushrooms made out of hand-dyed rope, with tie-dyed spots because obviously they needed some tie-dye. 😂

And these are officially a one-of-one creation because I can pretty confidently say I'm never making these fu***rs again. 😂

Soooo... who actually guessed mushrooms?
And what the hell did the rest of you think I was making? 😂

09/22/2026

Making Moss Green 💚

And yes. I know what I look like. 😂
I do not give a f**k.

PPE is not optional when I'm mixing dye powder.

That pretty little cloud of color? I don't want it in my lungs. I do this ALL the time, and repeated exposure adds up. I'm trying to make tie-dye for the long haul—not sprinkle microscopic dye dust into my respiratory system for ✨aesthetic purposes✨.

Mask on. Gloves on. Mix the dye safely.

Because apparently part of being an adult is realizing your lungs are supposed to last longer than your current craft project. 😂

Anyway... Moss Green. 💚

09/21/2026

🌈 ONLY 6 SPOTS LEFT!

Color Your Own Tie-Dye is happening THIS SATURDAY, September 26th at The Philosopher’s Stone in Medina!
Come pick your colors, create your own tie-dye, and let Jessie handle the Messie. 😏

👕 Youth S–Adult XL — $35
👕 2X–3X — $40
👕 4X–6X — $45

Prepay is preferred to reserve your spot, but if you're unable to prepay, you can pay when you arrive.

Only 6 spots left!

Message me for the signup link! 🌈

09/21/2026

🌈 COLOR YOUR OWN TIE-DYE — THIS SATURDAY!

Looking for something fun to do this weekend?

I’m hosting a Color Your Own Tie-Dye this Saturday, September 26th at The Philosopher’s Stone in Medina!

Pick your colors and create your own tie-dye — I’ll even have green & gold Packers colors available! 💚💛

You do the fun part, and I’ll handle the messy finishing process afterward.

Kids and adults are welcome, and there are only 6 spots left!

Interested? Comment below or send me a message and I’ll get you the details.

Let Jessie handle the Messie. You just come tie-dye. 🌈