Snark & Spark Studio

08/15/2026

I will have my booth here with some new holiday creations!

We have a few spots available for vendors- message us for an application. Share with a friend that has a small business that might want to vend. Thank you!

08/11/2026

Slate Charcuterie Plate - proof that consistent engraving can actually make a premium-feeling surface sing. We engrave sharp. It stays bold. It looks polished. Gift-ready, no elbow grease required. 🪨🧀✨

$25. Yep. Real slate. Real engraving. No fluff.

Want snarky-ready designs or a personalized one that says exactly what you mean? We do both - with the precision and attitude that’s kind of our thing. Who needs this on their table? Tag them.

Shop the Slate Charcuterie Plate - $25. Tap to shop and tell us: what snarky line would you engrave?

08/11/2026

Meet the Sushi Board - $40. 🍣

Want a gift that actually starts a conversation? I made this to be that weird, clever centerpiece your friend didn’t know they needed. Customize it to say something snarky, sweet, or shockingly specific. Make a statement. Make them laugh.

In stock (pre-orders supported). I laser-engrave the personality - you bring the attitude. 🎁✨

Who would you give this to? Tag them and tell me the line you’d engrave. Tap to shop and customize.

07/28/2026

Classy & Sassy Cellars - refined home decor with an attitude. We made a collection that looks polished but still has something to say. Want your wine night to come with a side of shade? We got you. 🍷😉✨

Pick a ready-made snarky design or personalize it with our precision laser engraving. Durable materials, crisp detail, and yes, care tips so your sarcasm lasts.

Which line would you engrave? Tell us below - then shop the collection: https://wix.to/Pks9WjJ

07/28/2026

Charcuterie Boards that actually pull their weight. Stylish, useful, and just the right amount of snark to make your guests laugh before they raid the cheese. I laser-engrave ready-made jokes or your custom one-liners - perfect as a memorable, personalized gift or the centerpiece that starts conversations. What’s the snarkiest line you’d engrave? 🧀✨😏🍷

Browse the collection: https://wix.to/ZRkt0cH

07/28/2026

Garlic Boards. The cutting board that steals the spotlight before the food even hits the table. I make these-precision laser engraving, zero subtlety. Three garlic-forward designs: pick a ready-made snark or personalize one for that friend who loves to offend tastefully. Conversation starter? Absolutely. Party trick? Also yes.

Which one would you bring to dinner? Tell me below - or shop the collection now: https://wix.to/j1YlJsh 🧄🔪😂

07/28/2026

Dog Cutting Board - a pet-lover gift that actually gets used. Want your dog on a cutting board? I did. Clean, custom laser engraving that puts personality where dinner happens. Practical, playful, and only $20. In stock and ready to be gifted solo or in bulk for events.

Shop now: https://wix.to/zTvGfvD

Who’s the chaos agent you’d immortalize? 🐶🔪🪵

07/22/2026

We match the joke to the person - not the other way around. Want a gift that’s funny and actually fits? We pick the perfect sarcastic line for the recipient, the occasion, and how they’ll use it. Shop smart, not loud. https://wix.to/AVlhp7B 🎁😉

07/22/2026

🍣 Sushi Trays - a serving piece with a sharper point of view. We turned precision engraving into a dinner‑table mic drop: clean finish, personality‑led, and actually giftable. What snarky line would you engrave? Tell me below. Browse the Sushi Trays collection: https://wix.to/k0aQACB ✨😏