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The Teal Box A one-stop shop bringing sarcasm and sass to the gifting world! Now you can celebrate your friends and family with a unique one-of-a-kind brand of sass!

😂😂 NOTHING SAYS “I LOVE YOU, BOSS” LIKE MAKING ME THE BUTT OF THE JOKE.For Boss’s Day, my employees decided to dress up ...
10/16/2026

😂😂 NOTHING SAYS “I LOVE YOU, BOSS” LIKE MAKING ME THE BUTT OF THE JOKE.

For Boss’s Day, my employees decided to dress up as ME. And when I say they committed to the bit… THEY COMMITTED TO THE BIT from the wigs right down to my glasses. The whole vibe. The absolute audacity. 💀

I’m not sure whether to feel honored, attacked, or concerned that they’ve been studying me this closely. 😂

The fact that they voluntarily chose to spend their day impersonating me tells me one thing: we all love a good joke, a good gag, and the chance to lovingly make someone else the butt of it. 🤷‍♀️🤣

I love these humans—and clearly, we’ve created a workplace where openly mocking each other is just part of the culture. Even if I now have photographic evidence that I’m the easiest target in the building.

Thank you for the flowers, coffee, and impersonation! 🤣 Happy Boss’s Day to me, I guess. 😂🩵

🚨 PSA: BOSS’S DAY IS THIS FRIDAY! 🚨Yes, apparently there’s a whole-ass holiday for the people who tell everyone else wha...
10/13/2026

🚨 PSA: BOSS’S DAY IS THIS FRIDAY! 🚨

Yes, apparently there’s a whole-ass holiday for the people who tell everyone else what to do. 😂

Know a boss? Have a boss? ARE the boss? Congratulations, you have shopping to do. 🎉

Whether your boss is an absolute legend, a lovable pain in the ass, or the reason you spend Sunday nights questioning all your life choices… we have some things for you. 😏

📍 Come see us at The Teal Box and find something appropriately bossy before Friday!

Because nothing says “I appreciate your leadership” quite like a gift that makes HR a little nervous. 🤣🩵

🚨 FALL HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. 🚨The temperature dropped and that means we all get a new personality, a pumpkin spice bever...
09/25/2026

🚨 FALL HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. 🚨

The temperature dropped and that means we all get a new personality, a pumpkin spice beverage, and a beanie.

GOOD NEWS: We have the beanies.

Perfect for chilly mornings, football games, pumpkin patches, questionable life decisions, and pretending you’re outdoorsy because you went to Costco in a beanie.

🍂 Fall is here.
🍂 Your ears are cold.
🍂 You just wanna look cute 💅✨
🍂 We have the solution.

Come get your head situation handled. 😂🧢

The Teal Box - where even your winter accessories need an attitude.

Halloween shirts have entered the building, because apparently our wardrobes needed more evidence that we make questiona...
09/16/2026

Halloween shirts have entered the building, because apparently our wardrobes needed more evidence that we make questionable decisions. 🎃

New spooky-season sarcasm has landed, and honestly? Some of us have been preparing for this our entire lives. 💀

Perfect for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or just running errands while silently judging the candy aisle.

Come get your Halloween humor before it disappears into the void… or gets bought by someone with better timing than you. 👻

📍 The Teal Box | The Parkway, Richland

🎂 HAPPY FU***NG BIRTHDAY TO ME. 🎂Today is my birthday, and in a stunning display of poor judgment, I gave ALL OF MY EMPL...
08/30/2026

🎂 HAPPY FU***NG BIRTHDAY TO ME. 🎂

Today is my birthday, and in a stunning display of poor judgment, I gave ALL OF MY EMPLOYEES THE DAY OFF.

So while everyone else is out there living their best lives, sleeping in, brunching, celebrating, and generally NOT working…

I’M AT THE STORE.

Working.

On my birthday.

Alone.

With no one to blame but myself. 😑

Do I feel like I’ve made a terrible mistake?

Yes.

Do I resent everyone who is currently enjoying their day off?

Also yes.

And because I apparently have zero survival instincts, I’ll probably do it again next year.

So Happy Birthday to me! 🥳🎂🤦‍♀️

May my coffee be strong, my patience be plentiful, and may absolutely NO ONE ask me, “So, what are you doing for your birthday?”

I’M WORKING, SUSAN. F**K!

🚨 YOUR CAR CALLED. IT WANTS TO SMELL LESS LIKE ASS. 🚨Our NEW air fresheners just landed at The Teal Box! 💨✨Because somet...
08/27/2026

🚨 YOUR CAR CALLED. IT WANTS TO SMELL LESS LIKE ASS. 🚨

Our NEW air fresheners just landed at The Teal Box! 💨✨

Because sometimes the car has been through some s**t.
Gym bags. Drive-thru. Kids. Dogs. Questionable life choices. 👀

Whatever the source of the funk, we’ve got you covered.

✨ Cute
✨ Funny
✨ Smells freaking fantastic
✨ And WAY more entertaining than that boring little tree hanging from your mirror

Come grab one and give your car the glow-up, or should we say smell-up, it deserves. 😂

📍Come find them at The Teal Box in The Parkway!

Because your car shouldn’t smell like a crime scene. 💀

🎓💜SHE DID THE DAMN THING. 💜🎓Behind every small business is a family…This past weekend I was able to step away from the h...
08/25/2026

🎓💜SHE DID THE DAMN THING. 💜🎓

Behind every small business is a family…

This past weekend I was able to step away from the hustle and grind here at The Teal Box to celebrate the AMAZING accomplishments of my daughter, Micha!

Our girl is officially a PA-C!!! 👩‍⚕️✨

Watching her work toward this goal and finally cross that finish line has been nothing short of amazing. She has earned every bit of this moment, and we cannot wait to see where her career takes her.

And now, as her proud mother, I have only one small request:

Please be prepared to replace my current Google diagnosis system. 😂😂
Because apparently, “Have you Googled your symptoms?” is no longer an acceptable medical consultation when you have an actual PA in the family. 😆JKJK

Love you, Mich! 🩵

The amazing cake created by TC Cake Art / Tania Valdez 🎂

08/10/2026

Apparently compliments are no longer a valid form of currency.

This is why I have trust issues. 😂

DOWNRIGHT CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR. 🚨

I’ll be emotionally recovering from this betrayal for the foreseeable future. 💅😂

‼️ Restock Alert ‼️ We get it. These credit card skins hit different at checkout! And honestly… we buy them too. 😂Every ...
07/28/2026

‼️ Restock Alert ‼️

We get it. These credit card skins hit different at checkout! And honestly… we buy them too. 😂

Every time we restock these little fu***rs, y’all immediately wipe us out😳

And yes… if history repeats itself, they’ll be gone before you finish telling yourself, “I’ll stop by this weekend.”

Get your asses in here. I don’t wanna hear about it later. 😘😆

Lead Retail Associate — The Teal BoxDo you love talking to people? Are you the person who walks into a room and instantl...
07/09/2026

Lead Retail Associate — The Teal Box

Do you love talking to people? Are you the person who walks into a room and instantly brings the energy up? Do you believe a genuine smile can change someone’s day?

The Teal Box is looking for a Lead Retail Associate who is outgoing, upbeat, reliable, and ready to help create the fun, welcoming experience our customers expect.

We are a small, personality-driven shop, and the person in this role will be a big part of creating the vibe. You are representing The Teal Box.

The most important requirement?
You have to LOVE people! Smiling is part of the dress code! We’re looking for authentic, enthusiastic, and genuine excitement to interact with our customers every shift!

This role is a great fit for someone who:

* Is confident working independently and taking ownership of the store
* Must have 3 years of previous retail experience and leadership experience
* Is organized, detail-focused, and follows through
* Can multitask while keeping a fun, welcoming environment
* Is comfortable making decisions and solving problems
* Has weekend availability - This is a weekend position
* Loves connecting with customers and creating memorable shopping experiences

The Teal Box vibe:
We’re a little sassy, a little spicy, and definitely not your typical gift shop. We sell funny, unique, and sometimes slightly unhinged gifts — and we want someone who understands that our personality is part of what makes us special.

Schedule: Approximately 25 hours/week, weekend shifts included
Pay: $17.50-$20.00 DOE

If you’re energetic, dependable, and ready to help make The Teal Box a place customers love walking into, we’d love to hear from you.

Please apply on INDEED

Address

Richland, WA

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 6pm
Tuesday 10am - 6pm
Wednesday 10am - 6pm
Thursday 10am - 6pm
Friday 10am - 6pm
Saturday 10am - 6pm
Sunday 11am - 4pm

Telephone

+15097137001

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