The Gnarly Crone

The Gnarly Crone The Gnarly Crone
Embracing the magic, mischief, and mayhem of aging.
🖤 Witchy vibes, hot flash humor, and aging disgracefully.
🔮 Laugh. Connect. Shop.

Repeat.
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We don't get older. We get gnarlier!

08/18/2026
08/15/2026

Rowan reminds us that discernment isn't about winning every battle—it is knowing which battles were never worthy of our peace in the first place.

You don't have to explain yourself to everyone, correct every misunderstanding, or answer every invitation to conflict. Sometimes wisdom simply says, keep walking.

Protect your peace. Your energy has better places to go.

It worked! My favorite is Summer Rain and Second Chances 🩷
08/14/2026

It worked! My favorite is Summer Rain and Second Chances 🩷

The Crone is up to some Kitchen Witchery today.  🧙‍♀️  Wanted to make our own funny signature scents, like "Moonlit Ceme...
08/14/2026

The Crone is up to some Kitchen Witchery today. 🧙‍♀️

Wanted to make our own funny signature scents, like "Moonlit Cemetery and Bad Decisions," and "Overthinking by Candlelight."

And I thought, "heck, I can do this." 🤣 So, made 8 scents.

Not sure it worked perfectly, but the pups approved lol. 🐶🐶🕯🪄

The Gnarly Crone

08/11/2026

These cuties were tucked in a basket at a consignment shop.

I remember friends collecting the full-sized Madame Alexander dolls when I was a girl.

These beauties were actually prizes in McDonald's Happy Meals! Can you believe it?!

Do you know anyone who collected Madame Alexander dolls? I'd love to hear about it!

Happy treasure hunting!
Gnarly Finds

08/11/2026

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