Theangelandtheidiot

Theangelandtheidiot We collect nothing and everything all at the same time. Who knows what we may buy or sell.

Somebody is trying to tell me something. Huh 🤔
02/18/2026

Somebody is trying to tell me something. Huh 🤔

01/05/2026

Been a while so here it is again for old times sake.

07/30/2025
10/02/2024

Thinking about starting my own perfume company. It’s my own personal fragrance called:

Opossum Pits Eau de toilette

It’s French: (meaning "grooming water")

Made from a combination of days worth of sweat, laundry detergent, multiple layers of different deodorant, and roadkill of various natures.
Just one sniff is guaranteed to make the ladies light headed and feel woozy. Manufacturer warning: It’s up to the individual sniffer if that’s a good thing or not. Produced in only the finest undusted homes in the area.
Other uses: Also acts as a mosquito repellent and deterrent for wild bears and deer in your yard.
NOT made from flowers, fruits, and mountain spring water. No, only available directly from the manufacturer - ME !!!!

Order yours today !!! Not available in a bottle. Only comes in a used ziplock bag and preserved with night crawler dirt and pickled eggs. $200 thousand a drop but on sale today at a local Indian Giant Snake Bean grower near you. A $1 million dollar deposit required and the waiting time is approx six years. (It’s gotta get ripe ya know and age like fermented grapes) Btw, non-refundable.
Love Y’all - Eugene Mills

Do you ever set and think about all that you have been through in your life? Does the thoughts of the highs and lows som...
08/21/2024

Do you ever set and think about all that you have been through in your life? Does the thoughts of the highs and lows sometimes fill and determine your state of mind for a single day? Mine certainly do.
In a quote by Olive Steele I read; “Life’s lessons take a lifetime to learn, that’s just how it is in life’s classroom. But as we learn, we teach others. We are all teachers in the school of life.”

“Lord, help me to be the Man of God that has a desire to see others grow while never forgetting to let myself grow as well. And, while I am learning and growing, help me to be the teacher that someone else may need in their life. While doing that, let me realize and absorb the knowledge that others have to share. But, while that is happening give me the ability to eat the chicken and spit out the bones of truth. That’s my prayer today. Amen” -Eugene

Another daily reminder to myself to be real, to be honest with myself about who I am and the areas I fail. And to allow God to change me through it all. I just gotta be me but that ain’t easy. If it was then anybody could do it !!!

08/18/2024

“All of life is peaks and valleys. Don’t let the peaks get too high and the valleys too low.” — John Wooden

Lord, I’m trying. Give me strength to climb up out of the deep ravines as well as the ability to control the slide off of the peak. Settle my heart Lord somewhere there in between the two as I live for You. Thank You for always being there for me. Amen ❤️

Just a daily word of encouragement to myself and hoping that others will benefit from it as well. God certainly is good to us all. All the time !!!!

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