The Twisted Dragon

The Twisted Dragon Purrveyor of fine occult and new age goods and paraphernalia and services.

Offerings Blessings, cleansing, hand fasting, marriages, heathen services as well as private lessons.

🚨 EXCITING VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITY 🚨Do you enjoy tedious, monotonous tasks?Do you dream of doing the same thing over and o...
09/01/2026

🚨 EXCITING VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITY 🚨

Do you enjoy tedious, monotonous tasks?

Do you dream of doing the same thing over and over and over and over again?

Do you enjoy cleaning something, setting it down, turning around and discovering THERE IS SOMEHOW MORE OF IT?!

Well, do I have the opportunity for you!

Come on down to The Twisted Dragon and experience the absolute thrill of cleaning…

✨ Glass
✨ More glass
✨ Slightly different shaped glass
✨ Glass that you swear you already cleaned
✨ And, everyone’s favorite… EVEN MORE FREAKING GLASS

Or if that’s not your vibe,

Do you have a teenager you’re currently angry with?

PERFECT.

Have they rolled their eyes one too many times?
Left one too many dishes in their bedroom?
Answered a perfectly reasonable question with “bruh”?

I also have the BEST punishment job ever.

Send them my way. I have approximately 74 metric tons of character-building glass waiting for them.

No experience necessary. Sanity not guaranteed.

Anywhos, this is what we’re doing today.

Still cleaning. Still building. Still finding glass.

There is always more glass. 😭

Today’s episode of “Are We Ever Actually Going to Open This Store?” 😂We are STILL building s**t.Shelves. Displays. More ...
08/31/2026

Today’s episode of “Are We Ever Actually Going to Open This Store?” 😂

We are STILL building s**t.

Shelves. Displays. More shelves. More displays. Things to put displays on. Things to put shelves on. At this point, I’m pretty sure we accidentally opened a furniture assembly business.

Meanwhile, I keep gazing longingly at my giant wall of inventory like a sad little Victorian waif staring through a bakery window.

I KNOW WHAT’S IN THERE.

Well maybe, It's been a while.

I want to open it.

I want to go through it.

I want to touch all the shiny things and remember all the weird s**t I bought.

BUT I CAN’T. 😭

Because if I pull it out now, WHERE IN THE HADES AM I GOING TO PUT IT?!

So the totes remain closed.

The spheres remain trapped.

The bugs remain boxed.

There are an unreasonable number of gator heads in there somewhere.

And the rest of the witchy s**t waits patiently.

We have to finish building its home before I’m allowed to unleash any of it.

We are getting there though. Every shelf that goes up means we are one shelf closer to finally getting to the REALLY fun part.

Until then, please enjoy this picture of one of the many totes I am currently forbidden from playing with.

Okay, so where the hell have we been?We know we’ve been pretty quiet over here, and honestly, the last few months have b...
08/28/2026

Okay, so where the hell have we been?

We know we’ve been pretty quiet over here, and honestly, the last few months have been like a lot.

Most of you know that in July I lost my mom. There really isn’t a good way to explain what life looks like after that, especially when life doesn’t actually stop and give you time to deal with it.

So somewhere between losing my mom, dealing with everything that comes with that, family stuff, life being life, and trying to keep my s**t together, we’ve also been building an entire store.

Because apparently I don’t know how to do anything the easy way.

And when I say building, I mean BUILDING.

We didn’t just rent a space, slap some shelves on the walls and start unpacking boxes. We’ve painted, stained, built displays, rebuilt displays, changed our minds, changed them again, hunted down weird s**t, covered things in moss, and cleaned SO. MUCH. FU***NG. GLASS.

Seriously. So much glass.

And somehow Kyle has survived putting together what feels like approximately 27,000 glass shelves without murdering me, throwing one through a wall, or planning an exit strategy. So really, everybody take a moment to appreciate the wall of glass shelves pictured here. 😂

But somehow, piece by piece, it’s actually turning into the place that has been living in my head for years.

And the closer we get, the more complicated my feelings about it have gotten.

My mom knew how much The Twisted Dragon meant to me. She knew what I wanted this place to become. And now that I can finally stand in the middle of the store and actually SEE it, there’s this huge part of me that just wants her to be able to see it too.

And she never will.

That fu***ng sucks.

There’s no pretty inspirational sentence I can put after that. It just does.

But we keep going.

Right now we’re finishing the last few displays, cleaning the aforementioned 27 billion pieces of glass, and then we FINALLY get to start dragging out the absolutely ridiculous amount of inventory I’ve been hoarding... I mean, carefully acquiring... for this place.

So no, we didn’t disappear.

Life just kicked our asses for a while.

But The Twisted Dragon is still here.

We’re still here.

And holy s**t, people!

We are actually getting close.

So… if you’ve been wondering where I’ve been, the short version is that my mom is currently on hospice, and the last few...
06/22/2026

So… if you’ve been wondering where I’ve been, the short version is that my mom is currently on hospice, and the last few weeks have been a whirlwind of hospitals, doctors, ambulances, hospice nurses, paperwork, and me running around like a feral raccoon powered entirely by Powerade Zero and unresolved issues.

As a result, I’ve been a little MIA.

The good news is that while I’ve been busy trying to keep all the plates spinning, the inventory goblins have apparently been left unsupervised.

In the last week alone I’ve acquired:

⚰️ Coffin nails
🐊 An alligator head
🦴 Alligator bone dust

At this point, I don’t even know how to explain this store to normal people anymore, besides awesomely amazing!

The Twisted Dragon continues its mission of becoming Savannah’s premier source for things that make your grandmother clutch her pearls and ask, “Now why would anybody want that?”

I’ve got a pile of other new inventory I haven’t even had a chance to photograph yet, so expect more “LOOK WHAT FOLLOWED ME HOME” posts as I slowly claw my way back onto social media.

Thank you all for sticking with me and supporting my little weird corner of the world. It means more than you know. 🖤

Now the important question:

Which one of these is coming home with you first?

Welp when it rains it pours…. Went to check on the store and saw the rain decided to join us inside. On a nice note we ...
06/01/2026

Welp when it rains it pours…. Went to check on the store and saw the rain decided to join us inside. On a nice note we found out now before we started moving all the stuff in side on a bad note that means it’s going to set us back a few weeks we were supposed to do put the hard top on today.

05/26/2026

Preparing the dragons chambers

It might be midnight.We might be covered in paint.But can y’all finally start to see the magic coming together?!Cause I ...
05/26/2026

It might be midnight.
We might be covered in paint.
But can y’all finally start to see the magic coming together?!
Cause I can!!!!

cue the villainous witch cackle laughter

Also Kyle has definitely earned all the gold stars this week!!!!

🖤✨🐉

1st coat of paint down!!!!! It’s already starts to feel like ours! We will be going live later today over tictoc as we...
05/14/2026

1st coat of paint down!!!!! It’s already starts to feel like ours! We will be going live later today over tictoc as we finish up our store dragon and work on some some displays!

While we wait to start painting the floors, I figured it was the perfect time to start knocking out some of the smaller ...
05/12/2026

While we wait to start painting the floors, I figured it was the perfect time to start knocking out some of the smaller projects for the shop. These metal arms were in desperate need of some love, and look how beautifully they’re cleaning up already!

Now don’t get me wrong, I love a good patina, but these bad boys were way past “aged charm” and firmly into “please save me” territory.

I cannot wait for you all to see the finished pieces once everything comes together for The Twisted Dragon.

Now to let her dry!
05/08/2026

Now to let her dry!

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Savannah, GA
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