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09/14/2026

I didn’t fly first class to California—but I did have my own seat. So let’s not focus on labels. ✈️🐾

Last week, I flew to California in economy.

Was it first class? No.
Did I have an entire seat to myself? Yes.
Did I immediately treat it like my private suite? Naturally.

While the humans were sharing armrests, I stretched out, reviewed the snack service and wondered why nobody offered me a warm towel.

Perhaps I wasn’t in first class—but first class was definitely sitting in my row.

Girl Scouts made cookies for dogs. Finally, an organization with vision. 🍪🐾The new Patch Pals are soft-baked, blueberry-...
09/13/2026

Girl Scouts made cookies for dogs. Finally, an organization with vision. 🍪🐾

The new Patch Pals are soft-baked, blueberry-muffin-flavored treats created especially for dogs.

Blueberry muffin? Obviously, they consulted my personal menu. 🫐

They won’t be available online until January 12, 2027, so I have already placed Mom on snack-watch. Supporting young entrepreneurs is important—and I intend to support them one box at a time.

Girl Scouts, please consider this my official application for Chief Cookie Inspector. I am tiny, experienced and willing to work for samples.

Would your dog try them?

🍎🍯 Shana Tova to all my Jewish friends! ✨Wishing you and your families a sweet, peaceful, and beautiful New Year filled ...
09/12/2026

🍎🍯 Shana Tova to all my Jewish friends! ✨

Wishing you and your families a sweet, peaceful, and beautiful New Year filled with love, good health, happiness, and plenty of reasons to celebrate.

May the year ahead bring you sweet moments, kind hearts, and blessings in abundance. ❤️

With love and tiny Papillon kisses,
Umka 🐾

09/12/2026

Apparently, 48% of Americans don’t want dogs in restaurants. Have they met the humans?

A new survey says nearly half of Americans would be irritated to see a dog in a restaurant.

As a four-pound dining professional, I support standards. No barking at the sommelier, no paws on the table and absolutely no stealing from another guest’s plate without reviewing the wine pairing.

Not every dog belongs in every dining room—but a quiet, well-groomed guest inside her carrier is hardly civilization’s greatest inconvenience.

My ruling: pet-friendly restaurants should welcome mannerly dogs. The unruly ones may remain home with their humans.

Engagement question: Should well-behaved dogs be welcomed at restaurants—or patios only?

09/11/2026

🇺🇸 Today, I’m quiet. Today, I remember.

On September 11, we honor the lives that were lost, the heroes who ran toward danger, the families who carry their memories, and the strength of a country that came together in one of its darkest moments.

Today is about remembrance, courage, unity, and love for America.

May we never forget.
May we always honor their memory.
And may the Stars and Stripes forever remind us that we are stronger when we stand together.

With love,
Umka ❤️🤍💙

09/11/2026

🤫 Don’t tell Dad… but I have a tiny secret.

Sometimes when Mom pets me, I close my eyes and pretend it’s Dad. 🥹🐾

Sorry, Mom. Your technique is excellent… but Dad has seniority. 😂

— Umka 💕👑

09/11/2026

📱 Apple finally made an iPhone big enough for my influence. 👑🐾

So the new iPhone Duo is $1,999.

Humans: “That’s ridiculous.”
Me: “But have you considered how spectacular my Reels will look on a 7.6-inch screen?” 💅

Bigger screen.
More Umka.
More ears.
More outfits.
More opportunities to admire me in unnecessary detail.

$2K for a phone? Maybe excessive.

$2K for a portable Umka viewing device?
Completely reasonable. You’re welcome. 😂

Besides… I’m four pounds of premium content.

I’m worth the upgrade. 👑📱🐾

09/09/2026

New York finally created Dog Fashion Week. My invitation is clearly delayed.

While official New York Fashion Week goes fur-free, a separate Dog Fashion Week has arrived—with the fur still attached to the models, as etiquette requires.

Naturally, I support canine couture. Fashion should be elegant, comfortable and carefully engineered around important architectural features—particularly Papillon ears.

Do dogs need their own Fashion Week? Absolutely. Humans have had decades to improve the front row, and yet people still arrive underdressed and without treats.

My invitation appears to be delayed, but I remain available for runway duties, creative direction and final approval.

Engagement question: Should dogs wear full couture, or is an excellent bow enough?

09/09/2026

Labor Day ended. My white fur did not submit a resignation.

Apparently, society is once again debating whether white may be worn after Labor Day.

As a mostly white, four-pound fashion authority, I find the rule personally inconvenient—and therefore invalid.

White is not a summer color. It is a lifestyle, a grooming commitment and an excellent background for a walnut-brown bow. I will continue wearing mine through fall, winter and any season with proper air-conditioning.

Old-money etiquette is charming, but even tradition occasionally requires executive review.

My ruling: winter white is approved. Treat stains remain unacceptable.

Engagement question: Are you Team Winter White or Team Pack It Away?

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