Whip Me Sweetly Confectionery

03/24/2020

Beginning as far back as the dawn of the first whipped egg white, the birth of the chicken what laid it and the baker who thoughtfully used that egg white in that holy grail of french pastries called the macaron, there seem to exist volumes of "fool proof" recipes for producing crisp shelled, full bodied macaron cake with perfectly developed feet.

Sadly and hundreds of macarons later, I feel like the one fool who can prove them all wrong because I haven't made a single successful batch using any of those recipes. My garden is getting a sugar high from all the failed cookies being dumped into the compost and I fear the tomatoes and peppers will one day take over the greenhouse like some radioactive anomaly.

I REFUSE to be the only baker on the planet who can't make macarons. It's just not gonna happen. I am determined to master the little bastards if it's the last thing I do. *thwwwack*

In this, the world's hour of despair, we NEED macarons to help us feel better. Wish me luck! In the meantime, you can salivate over these perfect beauties, which you know were not made by me. . . . yet!

03/06/2020

Come see us at Lake Stevens Farmer’s Market this season. We have added marshmallow filled macarons, gourmet marshmallow and marshmallow crunch squares (like lucky charms marshmallow only bigger) to our product line.

We're just over a week from announcing the new Lake Stevens Farmers Market and we're already HALF FULL for vendors!

Some of the fun & exciting selections coming to you are: Hayton Farms, Normann's Blueberries, Hearth and Haven Farm, Buck Creek Spice Company, Whip Me Sweetly Confectionery, Absolutely Nuts, Good Greens Microgreens, Cazares Farms, Alpenglow Coffee Bar, Hawaiian ParadICE shaved ice, Farm Fresh Northwest, Vertical Gardens Northwest, Papa's Apothecary, Rabbits Pantry Tea, and MORE!

03/04/2020

Vincent: I found a free trailer camper, should we go look at it as a possible commercial kitchen?

Me: Um . . . . free? How bad is it inside?

Vincent: The listing said it could be used as a chicken coop.

Me: Geezus! What does that mean? Will we need to be outfitted with full hazmat gear and a tranquilizer gun to inspect?

Vincent: She didn't really say but there's probably mold. Do you want to go look at it?

Me: *nervous laugh* Sure. Let's just hope we don't discover another novel virus in the process.

To my surprise, this camper (albeit it was difficult to tell with a mattress stuffed in front of the doorway) was not in too bad of shape. I can see gutting it and turning it into an enviable, stunning commercial kitchen.

We are still discussing but the fact that Vince will not have to have part of the roof removed so that he can hire a crane to relocate his pool table into the house might be a real motivator. We were thinking of remodeling part of the garage into commercial kitchen space and he didn't know what he was going to do with his pool table that now occupies that space. I'll keep you updated as this endeavor unfolds.

02/19/2020

Beautiful, fresh from the oven, French style macaron shells. These will be filled with lemon marshmallow filling to create a lemon meringue macaron. Yum! In addition to divinity, look for these little delicacies in the Whip Me Sweetly patisserie display when market season 2020 begins.

12/21/2019

Me: Would you like to try?

Attendee: You had me at Whip me Sweetly (pause) and then you asked if I wanted to try. 🤭

I have never seen a sign bring so much joy to so many. Laughs, snickers and many a photo has it inspired. That said, I believe it’s time for Whip me Sweetly to develop a persona. Look forward to some fun and a little bit naughty things in your packages soon too. Thank you, Seattle.

12/08/2019

Victorian Country Christmas concludes today. Come find us in aisle G, Booth 521 of the Showplex until 6:00 pm tonight.

12/06/2019

Stop by the confectionery at Victorian Country Christmas and pick yourself up a little something naughty *wink* Best whipped candy!

On another note, the hot chick dressed like a meringue is me. Getting TONS of compliments on the dresses. “Best one I’ve seen yet.” has come up a couple of times. I am also getting requests to photograph. 🥰 Thank you, Puyallup.

11/14/2019

We are 8 short days away! Come find Whip Me Sweetly and enjoy some delicious holiday treats while you gaze in wonder at this magnificent light show.

10/31/2019