The Pink Platypus Emporium

08/12/2026

08/12/2026

Its coming quick guys! We have some amazing new products debuting.

08/10/2026

HE’S BACK... but don’t get attached! 😂

Our Happy Pumpkin Face Hearth Candle is back with his cozy Orange Clove scent, but we only have a VERY limited number available!

🚨 Once they’re gone, THEY’RE GONE. No restock. No pumpkin encore.

Grab yours before this happy little guy disappears! 🎃🍂

08/10/2026

HE'S BAAAAACK... BUT NOT FOR LONG! 🎃🚨

Look at that face. LOOK AT HIM. 😂

Our Happy Pumpkin Face Hearth Candle is back for fall with that cozy Orange Clove fragrance we love, but there's a catch...

👉 We have a VERY limited number available.

And when they're gone?

THEY. ARE. GONE. 😳
No restock. No magical pumpkin patch producing more. No "I'll grab one later."

At approximately 5" tall, 4.5" wide and a hefty 2 pounds, this chunky little pumpkin brings serious fall personality and offers up to 150 hours of burn time. 🍊🍂

So if you've been waiting for his return, this is your warning. Grab yours before somebody else adopts that ridiculously happy face. 🎃

08/06/2026

🎄🦆✨ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT... ✨🦆🎄

We may or may not...

have accidentally wandered into the Christmas section a few months early. 😏

Look, we tried to be responsible.... then the new holiday goodies showed up. And, well...self-control packed its bags and left the building. 😂

So yes, a few Fa-La-La-La-worthy treasures have quietly made their way onto the website, and we're just going to pretend it's perfectly normal to be dreaming of twinkle lights while it's still warm outside.

(We can't be the only ones...right? 🎅)

✨ And these are just a couple of our new favorites... 👀🎄

Trust us, there's plenty more festive goodness waiting to be discovered on the website. So, if you're the kind of person who says, "I'm just going to look..." and somehow ends up planning your entire Christmas décor theme, you're in excellent company. 😂🩷

Go take a peek at the new arrivals...your future Christmas-loving self will thank you! 🎁🎄✨

08/05/2026

🦆✨🤍 MID-WEEK PRODUCT HIGHLIGHT: SHABBY CHIC BOHO TABLE RISER 🤍✨🦆

Let's have a moment of silence for all the candles, plants, soap dispensers, and seasonal décor that have been sitting flat on the counter...

Your glow-up has arrived. 😌

Meet our Shabby Chic Boho Table Riser...because life's too short for cute décor to be hiding in the background.

Handcrafted from authentic reclaimed barnwood salvaged from a 200-year-old barn in rural Pennsylvania, every riser has its own unique character and story to tell.

Translation?
No two are exactly alike...kind of like us before our morning coffee. ☕😂

✨ Decorative appliqué accents
🤍 Beautiful distressed detailing
🪵 Naturally weathered finish
🏡 Authentic reclaimed barnwood

📏 Dimensions:
• Length: 24"
• Width: 8"
• Height: 3" (plus attached feet)

Perfect for:
🕯️ Candles that deserve the spotlight
🌿 Plants that insist on being admired
🧴 Kitchen sink displays
☕ Coffee bar styling
🍂 Seasonal decorating
✨ Making your guests ask, "Where did you get THAT?"

Honestly, this riser doesn't just elevate your décor...it elevates your decorating confidence.

Suddenly you're rearranging shelves, fluffing throw pillows, and saying things like, "It just needed a little height."

And somehow...you're absolutely right. 😄

💬 Mid-Week Question:

If this riser magically appeared in your home today, what's getting promoted to the top?

🕯️ Candles
🌿 Plants
☕ Coffee bar goodies
🎃 Seasonal décor
🧼 Kitchen sink essentials

Tell us below... we love seeing how you'd style it! 🩷🦆

08/05/2026

Rustic charm, but make it functional. 🤎

Elevate your decorating game with our handcrafted Rustic Barnwood Box Riser! Perfect for displaying candles, seasonal décor, plants, kitchen essentials, or your favorite treasures. Every piece is full of unique reclaimed wood character, making no two exactly alike.

Shop now and give your décor a well-deserved lift!

08/05/2026

08/04/2026

Rustic charm, but make it functional. 🤎

Elevate your decorating game with our handcrafted Rustic Barnwood Box Riser! Perfect for displaying candles, seasonal décor, plants, kitchen essentials, or your favorite treasures. Every piece is full of unique reclaimed wood character, making no two exactly alike.

Shop now and give your décor a well-deserved lift!

08/04/2026

🦆✨🍿 THIS OR THAT TUESDAY: THE "YOUR HOUSE SMELLS AMAZING" EDITION! 🫐✨🦆

We have an important question...

Do you want your house to smell like you spent the day making sweet carnival treats...

OR...

Do you want everyone to think you've been lovingly baking homemade desserts from scratch? 🤔😄

This week's battle is between two of our "Warm Glow" Electric Candle fan favorites!

🍿 TEAM CARAMEL CORN
Rich, buttery vanilla wrapped in gooey caramel goodness. Basically, it makes your house smell like a bakery...without the flour explosion, sticky countertops, or the pressure of actually baking anything.

🫐 TEAM BLUEBERRY COBBLER
Sweet, juicy blueberries with warm baked cobbler notes that will have guests asking, "Wait...were you baking pies today?" Nope. Just strategically scented. 😏

Both candles feature:
✨ Real paraffin wax
✨ Easy toggle on/off switch
📏 5" tall x 4.5" diameter
⚖️ Approximately 2 pounds of delicious-smelling happiness

The hardest part? Trying not to get hungry every time you walk past one. 😂

💬 Time to settle this once and for all...

🍿 Caramel Corn = buttery, sweet, fair-food vibes

OR

🫐 Blueberry Cobbler = fresh-from-the-oven dessert magic

Vote below using 🍿 or 🫐...

And remember... there are no wrong answers.

Only homes that smell absolutely incredible. 😍🩷