Pardon My Humor

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Pardon My Humor 🖤Give the gift of laughter
🖤Drinkware, greeting cards, apparel & more
🖤Sarcastic w/adult language

10/30/2026

Your coworker takes ONE day off and suddenly the office has a whole new look 🍆😂. Who’s the first person you’d prank? Grab a pack of 10 at pardonmyhumor.com

The legendary Dickasaurus Rex has escaped containment and is now available ONLINE! 💜Get yours before they go extinct! 🦖🛒...
10/08/2026

The legendary Dickasaurus Rex has escaped containment and is now available ONLINE! 💜

Get yours before they go extinct! 🦖

🛒 Shop now at www.pardonmyhumor.com

https://www.pardonmyhumor.com/best-selling-magnetsA few of our bestselling magnets that have found their way onto refrig...
09/12/2026

https://www.pardonmyhumor.com/best-selling-magnets
A few of our bestselling magnets that have found their way onto refrigerators far and wide.
Which one belongs on YOUR fridge? 👇
And yes… 4 for $20 because one inappropriate magnet is never enough.

https://www.pardonmyhumor.com/notebooks🔐 Because apparently Password123 isn’t acceptable anymore. 🙄😂Our “A Book of All t...
09/10/2026

https://www.pardonmyhumor.com/notebooks

🔐 Because apparently Password123 isn’t acceptable anymore. 🙄😂
Our “A Book of All the F*cking Passwords I Have to Remember” notebook is the perfect place to keep track of the 847 passwords modern life requires.
Now if you could just remember where you put the notebook…
Available now at Pardon My Humor!

🚨 WE’RE HIRING! 🚨Pardon My Humor is looking for a part-time employee to join our tiny but mighty team in Solvang!We’re l...
08/27/2026

🚨 WE’RE HIRING! 🚨
Pardon My Humor is looking for a part-time employee to join our tiny but mighty team in Solvang!
We’re looking for someone who is:
😂 Friendly & good with customers
⏰ Reliable & actually shows up when scheduled
💪 Comfortable working independently
🛍️ Ready to help with everything from customers and the register to restocking and making products
🤬 Not easily offended... because, well, have you seen our store?
Schedule needed: Tuesdays, Wednesdays & Fridays
Retail experience is great, but being dependable, friendly and willing to learn is even better.
Think you’d be a good fit? Send us a DM or stop by the store with your résumé!
Know someone who would be perfect? Tag them or send this post their way! 👇

https://www.pardonmyhumor.com/product-page/troll-vaseMeet our Troll Planter. Just add an air plant, succulent, or plant ...
08/25/2026

https://www.pardonmyhumor.com/product-page/troll-vase

Meet our Troll Planter. Just add an air plant, succulent, or plant of your choosing and BAM… instant troll hair. 🌿
Give him a spiky little ’do, a wild botanical bouffant, or whatever hairstyle your green thumb can come up with.
It’s weird. It’s nostalgic. And we absolutely love it.
🌱 Plant not included because apparently we can’t be responsible for his hair AND yours.
Available now at Pardon My Humor!

https://www.pardonmyhumor.com/product-page/nice-hot-cup-of-f**koffee-funny-magnet☕️ Good morning! How about a nice hot c...
08/23/2026

https://www.pardonmyhumor.com/product-page/nice-hot-cup-of-f**koffee-funny-magnet

☕️ Good morning! How about a nice hot cup of F**KOFFEE? 😂
Our new magnet features a perfectly put-together 50s lady serving up a piping hot cup of exactly what some people need to hear.
Perfect for your fridge, office, break room, or anywhere you regularly encounter people before you’ve had enough caffeine to tolerate them.
Because coffee helps.
But sometimes f**koffee is what the situation really calls for. ☕️😏
Available now at Pardon My Humor!

https://www.pardonmyhumor.com/product-page/middle-finger-stud-earrings🖕✨ When you want your jewelry to say what you’re t...
08/22/2026

https://www.pardonmyhumor.com/product-page/middle-finger-stud-earrings

🖕✨ When you want your jewelry to say what you’re thinking so you don’t have to.
Our Middle Finger Stud Earrings are tiny, subtle, and just the right amount of inappropriate. 😂
Made from stainless steel and available in:
🖤 Black
✨ Gold
💙 Blue

Available now at Pardon My Humor!

Address

Solvang, CA

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 4:30pm
Tuesday 10am - 4:30pm
Wednesday 10am - 4:30pm
Thursday 10am - 4:30pm
Friday 10am - 5pm
Saturday 10am - 5pm
Sunday 10am - 5pm

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