Face and Junk

09/10/2026

https://faceandjunk.com/product/alpha-body-bar

09/03/2026

Your beard deserves a full kit — not a drawer full of random products that don't work together.

Introducing the Face and Junk Beard Care Kits. $75.

Everything your beard needs, curated and ready to go.

- Combat Kit: Built for the guy who keeps it tight and tactical
- Professional Kit: For the man whose beard means business
- Slate Kit: Dark, earthy, and unapologetically rugged.

Beard Wash. Oil. Balm. Wax. Conditioner. Cream. All in one kit. All working together. Stop guessing. Start grooming.

👉Shop now at https://faceandjunk.com/products/beard

09/02/2026

Tired of beard products that treat your face like a dish towel? Swap the squeak for something that actually respects your beard. Face & Junk — handcrafted, all‑natural, and zero nonsense. https://faceandjunk.com/products/beard

09/02/2026

September Grooming Guide — Pomade Edition
Hair Styling Guide for Men: Pomade and Hold | Face and Junk

September isn’t the month for sloppy hair or “I’ll fix it later.” It’s the month you tighten up, sharpen the edges, and walk into fall looking like you actually run the place.

And if your hair isn’t listening?
That’s because you’re not using Face & Junk Pomade.

We don’t do flimsy gel or greasy drugstore goo.
We do discipline.
We do control.
We do hair that stays exactly where you tell it to.

Face & Junk Pomade —
Because your hair shouldn’t negotiate. It should obey.

https://faceandjunk.com/products/hair-pomade

08/13/2026

Face and Junk made the top 3 Beauty Products in St. Louis Magazine's A-List for 2026. Thank you to everyone that helped make our brand a winner/finalist this year! We couldn't have done it without you. Go check our our newly relaunched site and new Beard & 'Stache product line.

https://www.stlmag.com/alist/readers-choice-winners-2026/

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08/07/2026

Where are the Alpha Males?

Quit smelling like a clearance‑rack cologne or your roommate’s leftover body wash. The Alpha Body Bar is for men who don’t ask for attention — they earn it. Clean, sharp, and unapologetically dominant. One wash and you go from background noise to the reason people turn their heads.

No sticky residue. No floral nonsense. Just a scent that lasts and a presence that doesn’t need to explain itself. If you’re still using that weak soap that smells like a candle shop, consider this your wake‑up call.

Want to stop being forgettable? Lather up. Leave the room. Watch the reaction.
👉

Deep, dark oud and amber with smokey olibanum. Activated charcoal and oat protein.

08/04/2026

🔥 Face and Junk FEATURED IN VOYAGE STL! 🔥

Huge moment for the brand. VoyageSTL sat down with me to talk about Face & Junk, the mission behind men’s grooming with attitude, and how this whole thing started with one simple idea:
Grooming products built for men who actually give a damn. No filler. No nonsense. Just stuff that works.

In the interview, I break down:
💥 Why Face & Junk exists
💥 How we’re redefining men’s grooming with bold, masculine energy
💥 The grind behind building a brand from scratch
💥 What’s coming next for the F&J crew

If you’ve ever supported the brand — bought a bar, shared a post, rocked the beard oil — this win is yours too.

Check out the full feature here:
👉 https://voyagestl.com/interview/community-highlights-meet-thomas-fortenberry-of-face-and-junk-mens-grooming

Let’s keep building. Let’s keep leveling up.
Face & Junk isn’t just grooming — it’s a movement.

Today we’d like to introduce you to Thomas Fortenberry. Hi Thomas, can you start by introducing yourself? We’d love to learn more about how you got to where you are today? A kitchen, a problem, 50 Bars of Soap. In 2012, Thomas was done. Done with body washes that smelled like a hotel lobby. Done...

07/28/2026

🔥 New to Face & Junk? Let’s make it worth your while.

Subscribe to our site and snag 10% off your first order — beard care, body bars, all the good stuff.

Hit the link, join the crew, save some cash: https://faceandjunk.com/

07/23/2026

Face and Junk just leveled up.

We’ve got a brand‑new e‑commerce site, and yes — you can finally order all your favorite men’s grooming gear without leaving the couch.

If your face looks like it’s been through a wood chipper… or your “junk” smells like it’s been through a war… fix it.

👉 www.FaceAndJunk.com

Go. Your face will thank you. Your junk will write poetry.