08/18/2026
đ WARNING: PARODY AHEAD â UNfluencer Guide to Nantucket, Volume 4 đ
Apparently I wasnât finished. đ Welcome to Volume 4 of my UNfluencer Guide to Nantucket, where I continue my completely unnecessary mission to poke a little fun at influencer culture while celebrating an island I have loved for decades.
This installment focuses on the real hardships of the Nantucket lifestyle. There are no giant brand-name stores. đą No massive shopping centers. No glowing chain signs beckoning you from the rotary. How does anyone survive?!
Instead, youâre forced to endure things like historic lighthouses, endless beaches, hydrangeas, cobblestone streets, locally grown produce, ocean views, small businesses, and generations of island traditions. Absolutely devastating. đ
Thatâs the whole point. Its magic is in the things you canât find on the mainlandâand the places, people, history, and traditions that existed long before anyone was filming a âCome spend the day with me on Nantucket!â reel.
So, welcome to The UNfluencer Guide to Nantucket: Volume 4 â Come for the content. Stay because thereâs no Target. đđâď¸