Kookabarn

09/08/2026

09/04/2026

🏖️ BAGS FOR PEOPLE WITH VERY DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES

Welcome to the handmade, small-batch bag department, where everything is made with love, questionable decision-making, and probably way too much fabric.

We have G-rated bags for the sweet, wholesome, “Oh, I love your bag!” crowd.

And then we have the NOT G-RATED bags for the “OH MY GOD—DID THAT REALLY JUST SAY THAT?” crowd.

Yes. We make both. Because apparently we contain multitudes. 😂

👜 BEACH BAGS
For towels, sunscreen, sunglasses, snacks, three bottles of water, a book you’re never going to read, and approximately 47 seashells.

🎒 SLING BAGS
For when you need both hands free for shopping, eating, or making questionable purchases.

📱 CROSSBODY CELLPHONE BAGS
Because carrying your phone in your hand is apparently too much responsibility.

👜 CROSSBODY PURSES
Cute, functional, and significantly less boring than the purse you’ve been carrying since 2017.

🌊 WET/DRY BAGS
For wet bathing suits, dirty laundry, travel essentials, or whatever else you’d prefer NOT to have mingling with the clean stuff.

💄 MAKEUP BAGS
Because your makeup deserves a little house of its own. And let’s be honest… it probably needs more room than your actual house.

🪙 CHANGE PURSES
For loose change, emergency lipstick, random receipts, and that one mysterious penny you refuse to throw away.

💩 DOGGIE DOO DOO BAGS
Because picking up p**p is a crappy job. At least the bag can be cute.

And then there are the not-so-G-rated bags…

The ones that make you laugh.
The ones that make you blush.
The ones that make you look around to see if your mother is standing nearby.

She’s probably not. Go ahead. Pick one up. 😏

Everything is handmade in small batches, so when one is gone, it may actually be GONE. No giant warehouse full of 6,000 identical bags. Just me, fabric, a sewing machine, and a concerning amount of enthusiasm.

COME GET A BAG.

You pick the personality.
I’ll supply the questionable life choices. 😂🏖️

08/28/2026

🌴👜 THE BAG LADY IS COMING TO WILDWOOD! 👜🌴

My bags are handmade, small-batch, hilarious, inappropriate, feral, unhinged… AND G-rated. 😂

Basically, there’s something for everyone. Even the people who clutch their pearls. 😉

👜 BEACH BAGS – for hauling your beach necessities, snacks, sunscreen and whatever else you somehow acquired.

🎒 SLING BAGS – because sometimes you need both hands free for bad decisions.

📱 CROSSBODY CELLPHONE BAGS – because apparently our phones now require their own little purses.

💄 MAKEUP BAGS – for makeup, mysterious objects and things that have been living in the bottom of your purse since 2023.

💩 DOGGIE DOO DOO BAGS – because picking up p**p doesn’t have to be boring. 😂

👜 CROSSBODY PURSES – these are 100% G-rated, cute, practical and totally innocent. 😂 These are the ones you can confidently carry in front of your mother, your boss, your priest… pretty much anyone.

Some are sweet.
Some are sassy.
Some are wildly inappropriate.
Some are perfectly G-rated.
And some are just plain FERAL. 🤣

Everything is handmade in small batches, so when they’re gone, they’re gone!

📍 WILDWOOD FARMERS MARKET
Byrne Plaza
3400 Pacific Avenue • Wildwood, NJ

🗓️ Saturday, August 29th
⏰ 8:00 AM–12:30 PM

Come find your next bag, your new favorite accessory, or possibly your next bad decision. 😂🌴

Come for the market. Stay for the questionable bags. 😈👜

08/01/2026

Where you will find me in August

07/18/2026

Just wrapped up a live interview with ! 🎙️✨

We talked all about my Feral Unhinged bags, the inspiration behind them, and why they’re made for people who aren’t afraid to stand out. 🖤🐆

Huge thank you to for having me on—go give them a follow and show them some love!

If you missed the interview, don’t worry… there’s plenty more feral to come. 😏

07/14/2026

✨ July Market Schedule is HERE! ✨

Summer is in full swing, and I’ll be out at markets all month with bags that are anything but boring!

Whether you’re looking for the perfect beach bag, an everyday crossbody, a hands-free sling bag, a cute makeup bag, a wet/dry bag for your adventures, or even a doggie doo doo bag that makes p**p patrol a little more fun… I’ve got you covered.

And if you know me, you know my designs have personality. 😏 From sweet and G-rated to feral, unhinged, wildly inappropriate, and laugh-out-loud funny, there’s something for every sense of humor.

🗓 Come find me this July:

🌊 Downtown Wildwood Farmers Market
📍 July 4, 11, 18 & 25
⏰ 8:00 AM–12:30 PM

🏖 Surf City Farmers Market
📍 July 6, 13, 20 & 27
⏰ 8:00 AM–12:00 PM

☀️ Beach Haven Artisan Market
📍 July 10, 17 & 24
⏰ 9:00 AM–12:00 PM

Stop by, say hi, and find a bag that’s as unique as you are. Whether your vibe is classy, salty, sarcastic, or completely unhinged, I promise you’ll leave smiling.

Bring your friends, your beach crew, and your questionable sense of humor. I can’t wait to see you all!

07/03/2026

And then there are these… 😈

The wet/dry bags for people who treat “socially acceptable” like it’s more of a suggestion than a rule.

Perfect for wet swimsuits, gym clothes, beach days, travel, or carrying around the emotional baggage your therapist warned you about. 😉

These bags are loud, sassy, inappropriate, and completely unapologetic. They’re for the sarcastic, the feral, the delightfully unhinged, and anyone who laughs when they probably shouldn’t.

Not everyone’s cup of tea… and that’s kind of the point.

✨ Small batch.
🖤 Bold sayings.
💀 Zero filter.
😂 Maximum side-eyes and belly laughs.

If you’re easily offended, these probably aren’t for you.

If your favorite phrase is, “I can’t believe you just said that,” welcome to the club.

Which one has your name written all over it? 😏

07/01/2026

Not everything I make is wildly inappropriate… 😇

Meet the G-rated side of my shop!

These handmade, small-batch wet/dry bags are made from repurposed towels, giving them a second life while creating something cute, practical, and ready for whatever chaos you throw at them.

🌊 Wet swimsuits
🏖️ Sandy beach days
💦 Gym clothes
🍼 Baby gear
✈️ Travel essentials
🎒 Everyday life

Soft, absorbent, reusable, and one of a kind—because no two repurposed towels are exactly alike.

If you’re shopping with your sweet aunt, your favorite teacher, or someone who blushes easily… these are the safe choice.

If you’re shopping for your feral bestie… don’t worry, I’ve got those bags too. 😏

05/18/2026

Current status of the studio:
10 inappropriate makeup bags made.
90 more tiny fabric red flags to go.

At this point my sewing machine is filing a formal complaint and the iron has seen things it can never unsee.

Every bag is small batch, original, handmade chaos — cut, sewn, pressed, and assembled one feral little rectangle at a time. Nothing mass produced here. Just me, caffeine, questionable humor, and fabric scraps turning into tiny zippered bad decisions.

Size is 6” x 8” which is apparently the perfect dimension for lip gloss, cash, emotional baggage, or whatever crimes you commit at festivals.

Some are made from repurposed textiles, some from designer fabrics, all made with the energy of:
“this probably shouldn’t exist…but here we are.”

Anyway. If anyone needs me, I’ll be buried under thread, zipper pulls, and my own terrible ideas trying to crank out the remaining 90 before the show. Pray for the rotary cutter.